"Ferb I know what we're gonna do today!"

"Yeah, I'm sure you do, you triangular headed dunce. Maybe I wanted to decide what we do today. Did you ever think of that? No. You never think about what I want. We have the funds to prevent natural disasters and cure cancer, but no. You'd rather screw around and build roller coasters and crap. You don't even know where you own pet is, like seriously? Take some responsibility! But no, you're just like I'm sure he's fine! He's probably not dead! ...While we all look at you because you're an idiot. ...And you need to stand up to your sister! Tell her to mind her own business and go play with her boyfriend, also tell her that no one wants to stick anything inside of crazy! Speaking of which, you need to get your own love life in check! You are pathetic and can't even see that a girl has a stinking CRUSH on you! Isabella's practically THROWING herself at you! I swear you make me sick... Someday I will end your pathetic life. Just you watch….Screw your existence Phineas Flynn!"