Ejiki: Haha! My own creation! Made up while talking to a friend. I tend to start a lot of my stories like that. Just random crap I say in a convo. Well enjoy!
The forest grew cold. The moon dark with the cover of the clouds. They were hopelessly lost. Again.
" You'd think with a great leader like Koga we wouldn't get lost like this all the time," Ginta whispered to Hakakku, his friend/mate (future yoai warning)."How about we go off and start our own pack"
"ARE YOU NUTS? WE SUCK. WE WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE OUT ON OUR OWN," Hakakku tried not to let Koga overhear the conversation.
" Yo, hicks! You still alive back there?" Koga shouted out to the other two that were WAY behind him.
"SIR YES, SIR," they chanted in unison.
The two wolf demons were scared shitless of their pack leader. That's mainly why HE was their pack leader.
"WE NEED OUT OF HERE. NOW." Hakakku had changed his mind very quickly.
"Yes. But how"
"Leave it to me, hunny," Hakakku kissed Ginta on the cheek."HEY KOGA! I THINK I SEE KAGOME IN THE FOREST"
And of corse, upon hearing this Koga was in the woods sniffing around while the other two made their rather slow escape.
"Can...we...stop...running...now?" Ginta heaved out. "I think it's safe." The two of the wolf demons stopped and slowly turned around to see if their fierce leader was following. They were safe. For now.
Hakakku sat down on a boulder, Ginta on his lap. Both demons were tired from running. "I think we can rest for the night, love." The demon with the black bangs looked at his mate. A scared look in his eyes.
"But the sun is going down and all the scary monsters come out to eat weak ones like us. I'm scared, Hakakku. Protect me," he had a very pathetic expression on his cute, adorable little puppy dog face.
"I'll protect you with my life, love. They kissed passionately before a crash from the forest broke the most beautiful moment.
"Where is the Jewel of Four Souls? Give it to me," a large eight headed snake demon hissed.
"I, Orochi, shall become more powerful than Naraku." Hakakku pissed himself.
"Um...go down the path a few miles and turn left. You'll find the jewel in no time at all," he said standing in a puddle of his own fluid.
"Thankssss," the snake slithered down the dirt path while Ginta and Hakakku just stood there.
Marveling at the stupidity of the snake.
"Wow! That was amazing, Hakakku." Ginta glomped his mate.
"You realize I'm covered in piss, right?" The other pointed out.
"Oh. Hehe. Well you need to mark your territory don't you?" "Uh...yeah that's it. We live here now. This is our home." "But won't the snake come back when he realizes that you lied," Ginta pouted.
"Now that we have moved in...LET'S GO CAMPING!" So the two wolf demons ran yet again. While down the path a few miles and to the left, Orochi hid behind a very small twig. "Hehehehe. They're gonna be so surprised."
To be continued in chapter two ;)
