Author's Notes: I don't have anything against High School fiction, but I dislike the whole idea of AU, even if I have dived into it before in many things. –hypocrite-

This is just a parody I thought up a while ago. Laughing over it in my head, I thought some people would appreciate it.

If this has already been made, my sincerest apologies to whoever thought of it!

Final Fantasy: Cloud's soliloquy ( but not really)

In his mind, Cloud named off all the things he imagined would happen after defeating Sephiroth, Kadaj and Omega and bringing peace back to the planet.

He thought about just keeping his current life style, but with more visits to Tifa, Denzel and Marlene so that he would not receive a talking-to by Tifa everytime he stopped by.

He thought about joining the WRO once, but working under Reeve didn't seem like something he'd want to do, especially since that incident with Cait Sith a few weeks ago…

He even thought about moving into the Forgotten City and mourning Aerith's death, forgetting about all his friends, and possibly committing suicide or just moping around for all eternity or until he died, even though he was already forgiven by Aerith AND Zack and had no real reason to emo about like that. Hey, it happens sometimes.

Hell, he even thought he might have had a gay relationship with Vincent and elope with him to Golden Saucer and get married by some Elvis-priest guy with weird hair and music in the background with dancer girls and people he didn't know clapping for his happiness, just like in Vegas. Except Vegas isn't in Final Fantasy 7, so he'd have to settle for Golden Saucer.

But not this.

Anything but this.