The Human and the Orc 2.0

Alright guys sorry for the typos I wrote the first Vers late at night this once corrects hopefully all of them

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Guul the Orc shaman grumbled as he sat alongside the road waiting. He was very well muscled for a shaman and wore the traditional wolf head helmet. He had Red mail armor and black mail pants. At his side were his trusty shield and mace each given to him by Thrall for the sheer number of battles he was in. "Aww mon you being a bit sad bout tat lady you seeing beein a man" Ju'lu the Troll warrior snickered. The troll was very tall and had a green Mohawk. He wore shining black plate mail and always carried his Double-edged sword which was a gift from Vol'jin and his onyx black shield with razor edges and a spike jumping out the middle. Guul obviously ignoring his last embaressing week in Orgrimmar quickly changed the subject "Why are we waiting here anyway?" Ju'lu easing up on his friend replied "We be waitin' for sum o dem alliance to be sneeking around these parts." "You do know we are in elywynn forest right" Guul said. "Ya and what bein you point" Ju'lu replied. "Nevermind" Guul said pulling at a piece of parchment from his Netherweave Bag a gift from Ju' lu's sister's master tailor Troll Preist husband. "Ok we need to go to an area called Northshire to capture a Human Male and a Human Female preferably of different class orientations. All sealed with Great Mother Axecut's seal" "What would you Shaman be wanting with humans?" Ju'lu questioned "Shaman's as a whole maybe a way to stop the war, but Great Mother Axecut…..the pg-13 version is permanent pleasure providers" Guul said half laughing half ashamed. "Well din lets be going"

"This wench is gonna be fun tonight" Vereal the Human warlock thought to himself "LET GO OF ME!!!" Neese the Human mage "No way your mine now" Chuckled Vereal "Besides if you leave now I wont get to show you my imp" "OH MY GOD YOU REFER TO YOUR MANHOOD AS YOUR IMP YOUR PATHETIC!!!" Neese burst out laughing. "IS IT THIS BIG??" Neese said holding up a blade of grass "You wench I'll destroy you for that!!" Vereal began to cast any spell he knew to torture or pain Neese without killing her by the time he got back to the cabin she passed out. "What took you so long" spat Nereal, Vereal's sister and human rogue. "She got pissy" He replied

"3 humans, 2 female, 1 male, all weak, in that cabin" pointed Guul "You be too good at dis to be workin wit me mon." Ju'lu joked "Break down the door one is already tied up so we will each take one" Guul planned "Ok mon lemme show you wat we warriors do best" With that Ju'lu whammed right into the door plate armor and all.

WHAM the cabin door came off "What the HELL Vereal screamed" "HORDE" Nereal replied stealthing"

"Oh no you don't" said Guul droping down his magma totem the fire it let off hitting Nereal and unstealthing her.

Vereal started to try and cast immolate but was slammed by Ju'lu's shield

Nereal tried to get behind Guul to backstab him but was immediately incapacitated by the non-lethal side of Guul's mace.

"What do we do about diss one" Ju'lu said pointing at Neese

Guul looked her over She had brown hair, tan skin, green eyes, a sizeable chest clearly visible even beneath her green robes, she wore simple gold hoop earring's and green boots. She was obviously tortured and even though she was human he knew that he was obligated by the spirits to help her. "We are bring all three to Orgrimmar" Guul said

Ju'lu knowing better than to question the hardened veteran complied and saddled up his raptor.

1 month later

As Guul was walking home with more books on the language of humans to which he thought he knew about half of he heard an earpiercing scream coming from the vicinity of his house "Oh crap"

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