INTERROGATION


SPOILER ALERT: Silent Night Deadly Night 1 & 2... Would help if you've seen it. LOL.


A/N: Ok, I'm just in one of those weird moods. I wanted to see Gibbs or the rest interrogate certain people and characters... This is silliness to the max.

CHAPTER 1: Ricky

Name: Richard Caldwell

Aliases: Ricky

JOBS HELD: Dishwasher, hauling trash. College Student

Accused of: Killing Spree.

Gibbs sat down at the desk in front of the young man. He looked down at the file in front of him. It was a large file filled with a horrific childhood. Both parents were murdered. Richard and his brother was brought up in an orphanage run by nuns. The young man's older brother was gunned down in front of him. That was when he ended up working dead end jobs that ended up nowhere.

"Richard Caldwell," Gibbs said coldly. He looked over the list of victims. Normally, a case like this, Caldwell would have slipped into the FBI. But one of the victims, the kid who was electrocuted until his eyeballs popped was the son of a Marine. That Marine had ties with the Director so here he was interrogating Richard Caldwell.

"Actually... I prefer Ricky," Ricky waggled his eyebrows and animatedly moved his head a little each time spoke.

"Alright... Ricky," Gibbs responded. It seemed the young man was trying to intimidate him with overzealous eyebrow movement. "Tuesday, June sixteenth... What does that date mean to you?" Gibbs decided to go straight to the point.

"Garbage Day!" Ricky laughed.

Gibbs took a long drink from his coffee cup. "What caused you to start going out and just kill people?" Gibbs asked. They had to get to the point.

"Well for starters... The man who came out and interrupted me after I shot the cop had a can of alcohol. It was before four o'clock," Ricky answered with a very slight grin. "Drinking alcohol anytime is naughty. Drinking before then is very, very naughty. So the man had to be punished. Punishment is absolute," Ricky moved his eyebrows again. "That's what Mother Superior always says," he added.

"The guy taking out his trash," Gibbs prodded.

"He didn't separate the recyclables... Put plastic in a different container. That's what we've always been taught... Recycle!" Ricky answered. "He didn't recycle, he was naughty so he had to be punished," he told him.

"And the Police Officer?" Gibbs asked. This was getting somewhere at least.

"The Officer was a disgrace to law enforcement. He couldn't even wear the hat right. The guy was a moron who couldn't do his job," Ricky's voice remained a calm tone. "So..."

"So, he had to be punished?" Gibbs asked.

"Yes... Punished," Ricky waggled his eyebrows.

"So you don't deny shooting these people?" Gibbs asked. "Give me answers! I want to know why!" Gibbs tried to unnerve the younger man. He wanted all the answers he could possibly get. "What started you off?" Gibbs asked.

"It all started with Mother's superior's treatment of my brother Billy. He was always getting punished. You see... Billy was old enough to know what happened. Oh he learned what happens when Santa Clause comes to town," Ricky said. "Santa Clause kills... My older brother set out to punish the naughty... Naughty deserve to be punished," he stood up and looked into Gibbs' eyes. "Of course the police stopped him, they shot him before he could finish his work," Ricky waggled his eyebrows again.

"Sit down!" Gibbs smacked the table. The waggling eyebrows was just getting irritating. "So what? That was about ten years ago right?" Gibbs looked through the extensive notes. "So why wait so long?" Gibbs demanded to know.

"Things were going fine... After the orphanage closed down I was adopted to a nice family. One who didn't believe in Christmas," Ricky told him. "But then... I learned that they made a movie about a man dressed up as Santa Clause and going on a killing spree. They made a movie about my older brother," Ricky said.

"And that angered you enough to kill?" Gibbs asked. He had heard the BS that movies can incite violence.

"Have you seen Silent Night Deadly Night Agent Gibbs?" Ricky asked. His eyebrows began going out of control. "It was really, really bad. By rights the writers and producers should be punished for making such an atrocity," Ricky stood up again and his chair fell back.

"If you are trying to go for the insanity defense... Nobody in the world is going to believe you're insane," Gibbs said as he closed the file. "You're going to be in prison for the rest of your life," he warned. He was sick of people looking for easy ways out of their crimes. It never sat right with him.

"Oh, I'm not insane... I know that. Everything I've done has been perfectly logical," Ricky responded. He waggled his eyebrows once again. A Gibbs glare stopped the waggling eyebrows. Every time they looked like they were about to move... Gibbs stared them down.

INTERVIEW ENDED 1500 Zulu Time

Suspect In Custody

"I thought people liked to talk with their hands," Tony said while looking at Ziva. "I wonder if his eyebrows get shaved off if he'd able to talk," he wondered out loud.


A/N: I saw Silent Night Deadly Night 1 & 2 on youtube and I thought of what would happen if Ricky (eyebrow waggler) was interrogated by Gibbs (glarer) I know it's ridiculous. But hoped you found it kind of funny. Which movie actor/Tv actor/celebrity would you like to see interrogated and by who? Again, hope people saw the humor side.