I do not own Naruto or anything related. If I did, the sound nins would all be alive, Zabuza and Haku would also still be alive, and so would all of the akatsuki. Orochimaru would be the main character, and I would give Itachi his eyesight back. Obviosly, this isn't happening.
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It was normal day at the Akatsuki. Everyone was lined up at the door to the bathroom. It was leader's turn first, so he walked in and closed the door. After a few minuets the Akatsuki heard a flush and a scream. Leader ran out screaming with toilet paper on his shoe forming a banner behind him. The other akatsuki looked in to see what he was running from, and saw a 5- foot fountain of sewage flying out of the toilet. The fountain seemed to go on for about for about 17 seconds until a shout broke out from across the street. "Hey, where's all the town's sewage going!" a worker from across the street yelled.
"I think Im gunna be sick…" said Zetsu, turning even more green from looking at the mess that was quickly making it's way down the hall to the stairs. Right after this, Zetsu blew chunks. He blew BLUE chunks.
" Zetsu ate Kisame!!!" screamed Tobi, running around in circles.
"Wait, we don't know that for sure, even though Kisame was here until a minute ago," said Deidara. "If his stomach growls within the next five minutes, he never ate Kisame." Deidara and Tobi listened and in the next few milliseconds, a very shattering voice shattered their ears. "Hey, get me out of here!" coming from Zetsu. It was Kisame.
"Man, cant I have a bit of fun?" asked Zetsu, spitting out Kisame.
"AAACCCCKKKAAHHHH!!!!" There was a piercing scream coming from down the stairs. The Akatsuki ran down through the sewage that had made it downstairs, when they got into the living room and saw Hidan and Kakuzu standing on a sofa looking very scared, while the sewage slowly increased in depth. Kakuzu Was waving a magazine he was reading at it, and Hidan was holding The Good Book. His Good Book.
"Don't any of you notice anything ABNORMAL about what you are standing in?" Yelled Kakuzu. All of the akatsuki looked down and saw Orochimaru's akatsuki ring float down the stairs. It stopped when it bumped into Itachi's leg.
"MINEMINEMINE!!!" Came a voice from above the stairs, followed by Orochimaru sliding down the sewage-covered stairs face- first. "MINE!" he screamed once more, and he grabbed the ring and got up.
"How did that get in the sewer?" asked Sasori.
"Well, I was screaming at Kabuto to polish it at the sink, and when he said it wasn't too good of an idea, I did it instead. I guess I was putting to much pressure on it, and it flew into the toilet. I looked and looked, but I never checked the toilet. I also never told Kabuto about my losing it, so he had to answer the call of nature later, and it was flushed."
"Well then, how did you get here?"
"The same way," Orochimaru replied to Sasori. Orochimaru went back upstairs and a flush was heard.
"How will we clean this?" asked Kakuzu. "New carpets are expensive!"
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To be continued….
R&R please?
