AN: Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie. If I owned it, Terezi and Karkat would get the troll equivalence of married.
"Dave!" a voice called in the distance. Dave Strider spun around to see his girlfriend, Jade Harley, running towards him.
"What's up, Harley?" Dave asked, giving Jade a quick kiss.
Jade smiled up at him. "Hey, Dave! Feel like going camping tomorrow? 'Cause Feferi is bringing all of us to a ground on one of the planets for a camping trip! Trolls and humans! Wanna go? Huh? Huh?" Jade spoke in a fast and excided voice.
Dave sighed and put his face in his hands ((AN: Heehee, facepalm XD))
Jade started to jump up and down. "Pwease? Pwease, pwease, pwease?" Jade begged in a cute little voice. She knew Dave would have a hard time saying no to her. "Camping with aliens is cool!" She coaxed.
Dave threw his head back and groaned. "Fine." He gave in. "I'll go with you." Jade let out a squeak of excitement. "Thank you so much, Dave!" She squealed as she tackled him in a hug.
Dave broke out into a goofy grin. It was just Jade and Dave where they were, no one else, so he let his inner-dorkieness show in a wide grin. ((AN: Because we all know, Dave is just a complete dork in disguise)) Jade matched his goofy grin and leaned down to kiss him.
Our planet may have blown up, Dave thought. But at least she is still here.
After a while of being with his girlfriend, Jade scampered off to tell Rose and Kanaya. Dave, with nothing else to do, decided to log onto Pesterchum.
turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]
TG: yo egbert
EB: hey, dave! im kinda in a bunch here. help.
TG: whats up
EB: well… um… i was kinda flying around, when i saw karkats house!
EB: er, hive
TG: spit it out egbert
EB: right, sorry.
EB: well, um. i flew over to karkats hive and saw him through the window.
TG: holy shit egbert youre a peeper
TG: i thought you werent a homosexual
EB: im not!
EB: but i saw him there. and he was lying on his bed.
EB: um… hugging terezi.
TG: woah egbert really
TG: like legit
EB: yeah. i thought they hated eachother!
TG: dammit egbert dont do the vriska thing
TG: but i thought so to
TG: well now i have some dirt on vantas
TG: thanks egbert
EB: no problem. but i wonder what happens now.
TG: just wait for it all to flow
TG: sit back and be cool
TG: has harley told you about the camping trip yet
EB: yup! jade was so excided. im going with vriska.
TG: oh gog is this like some sort of a date thing
TG: like you cant go without a fucking date
TG: like playing kissing games and shit
TG: and then we all tell eachother about our relationships
TG: because thats not how i fucking roll
TG: if so then strider is out
TG: peace
EB: do you really not like my sister that much, dave?
Dave blinked in surprise. He was not expecting that.
TG: what are you talking about egbert
EB: she really wants to go, but because youre embarrassed, youre just gonna walk out.
TG: gog egbert i didnt really mean it dammit im not that ignorant
EB: great!
EB: and its not a bring a d8 thing.
EB: shit, i mean "date".
EB: me and vriska just happen to be going together.
EB: we need to, you know… know where we staaaaaaaand.
TG: oh my god thats annoying
EB: and jade just happened to ask you.
TG: alright fine im sorry
TG: when is the trip
EB: tomorrow :)
TG: great see you then egbert
EB: bye dave!
turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologest [EB]
"Holy shit. I KNEW it!" a voice woke both of the cuddling trolls with a start. "What was that phrase… oh my god, were you guys filling buckets?"
Karkat sat up. "FUCK, JOHN!" he yelled. "You piece of shit, I will murder you and feed you to my dead lusus!" he threatened.
John cringed and sat down in a computer chair. "Ew. Don't worry, buddy. I won't tell anybody if you're so upset about it." He said
Terezi was dumbfounded. Did nothing faze John? She stared at John, but suddenly smelled uneasiness from him, as she realized she was staring at him with her blank, sightless eyes.
"I was just going to tell you guys about a camping trip that Feferi is planning." John said, ignoring Karkat's rage.
"Ooh! A camping trip?" Terezi repeated, excitedly. "I'm sorry about grumpy nubs over here." She said.
John laughed. "No, it's fine. I'm used to it." He chuckled.
"Camping trip, huh? I'd love to go!" Terezi poked Karkat in the stomach. "How about you, Karkles? Huh? Huh? Huh, fuckass?" This was apparently Terezi's way of persuasion. ((AN: ^^ Mine too))
Karkat growled at the human and his matesprit. "Fine. Who else is going?" he said in defeat.
John clapped his hands "Everyone!" he exclaimed.
Terezi grinned. "You guys too?" She asked. "Awesome! I've been wanting to finally meet the coolkid."
Karkat grumbled, his deep voice rumbling in his throat. "If he lays a hand on you, he's dead."
Terezi grinned her famous alligator grin and pecked him on the lips. "D'awww! Is my Karkles jealous?" she teased.
John made a weird face, still acting like a child. But he quickly got over it. "Okay, I'm gonna go now. Leave you two guys alone!" He said awkwardly. Before he walked out the door, John turned and gave Karkat a thumbs up. Karkat just growled and chucked a pillow at the door.
When she was sure that John had left, Terezi sighed and turned to Karkat. "When can we make our matespritship official?" She asked, yet again. "I'm tired of hiding it. I'm 9 sweeps old now, I can take care of myself. I don't care if I'm rejected." Karkat stared into her scarlet eyes. "I only care about you, dumbass." Teal tears began to drip down Terezi's soft, gray cheeks.
Karkat sighed in defeat. "Okay, Terezi. We can tell on the trip." Karkat agreed. "But only if you want!" he quickly added.
I can't believe I have a soft spot for this troll. Karkat thought to himself. He looked down at her, and felt a flood of emotions overcome him. Now I know why I'm alive. It's to keep her safe.
Karkat wrapped his arms around her. "It's getting late. You should get back to your hive." Karkat murmured. Terezi shook her head. "I want to stay with you." She replied.
"Senator Lemonsnout III ((AN: III = The Third)) might be up to no good again." He coaxed.
Terezi looked up and smiled at him. "Will you help me interrogate him?" she asked. Karkat sighed "Fuckass." He muttered as he got up.
Suddenly, Terezi's glasses made a beep. She took them off and licked the lenses. "Hang on, Karkles, it's Feferi." She said. Karkat groaned and sat down. She grinned and patted his head.
cuttlefishCuller [CC] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]
CC: )(ey, Terezi. Are you t)(ere?
CC: I'm kind of… w)(ale… Stuck.
GC: WH4TS WRONG, F3F3R1?
CC: W)(ale… I just invited Sollux and –Eridan over to discuss t)(e matesprits)(ip t)(ing.
CC: But I still don't know w)(o to pick…
GC: F3F3R1!
GC: W3V3 4LR34DY B33N OV3R TH1S!
CG: YOU JUST H4V3 TO P1CK TH3 ON3 YOU TRUST. TH3 ON3 YOU C4R3 4BOUT, 4ND TH3 ON3 WHO C4R3S 4BOUT YOU
CC: But t)(at's bot)( of t)(em!
CG: TRU3. BUT YOU 4ND 1 BOTH KNOW TH4T TH3R3 1S ON3 WHO C4R3S 4BOUT YOU JUST 4 L1TTL3 B1T MOR3
CC: I t)(ing you're right.
CC: T)(ank you so much, Terezi. I know w)(o to pick now.
CG: 4NYT1M3!
CG: 4ND GOOD LUCK
CG: :]
gallowsCallibrator [GC] ceased trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC]
Terezi smiled and turned back to Karkat. "Still want to go?" She asked. Karkat groaned. "Fine." He agreed. "Yay!" Terezi squealed as she ran for the door ((AN: Because teleporters are overrated.)) with Karkat following close behind.
Yes, I take fucking forever. I know, but It's summer, and I have abso-fucking-lutly nothing to do. So I promise, I will update more often. Different stories to come, and yes… more "That's It" Soul Eater. Thank you so much for your reviews. Hope to see you guys soon.
Okay, I know most of you probably didn't notice, but I think I make a DAMN good Dave!
Tricky
