!Talent Show at Hogwarts!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS, GOD DAMMIT! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO WRITE THIS?!?!?!?
Ron, Harry, and Hermione are reading a bulletin that is hung up in the Gryffindor common room. It states: Hogwarts Talent show! Do anything you like! Singing, acting, an outstanding magic trick! (please remember any killing, hurting, or putting an odor stench on a person is strictly forbidden)
Talent Show will be held on February 14!
Ron: Will you try out Harry?
Harry does a little jig.
Harry: Of course! What do you think of that?
Ron: Ummmmmm, Ok, then.
Hermione: What about a little trick?
Hermione waves her wand and suddenly Neville disappears.
Hermione: Oh, shit! I gotta go!
Hermione rushes out of the common room screaming Neville's name at the top of her lungs.
Neville's voice off in the distance: Where the hell am I?!?! God, someone help me! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
People start shouting Neville's name and ask him to describe his surroundings.
Neville: It's all black! I'M LOST IN A WORLD OF TOTAL DARKNESS! God, someone help, me PLEASE?!?!
People start screaming insanities and are running around the common room, holding their hair.
Ron: Okaaaay then.so, I think I'll try out singing!
Ron starts singing, "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friends", but frantic people in the common room start to settle down and give him weird looks, so Ron stops, looking embarrassed.
Harry: I'm serious about dancing! Maybe we should do a dance together, to that Britney Spears song.what is it. "Oops! I Did it Again"? What do you think?
Ron (in a high pitched voice): Oh my God!! Yeeeeess!!
Harry and Ron walk off, discussing what their dance moves should be. Dean and Seamus are in a fervent conversation about actually cutting Dean in half and putting him back together, while most people are still calling out Neville's name who suddenly, wasn't able to talk anymore and made sudden, gasping breaths, as though someone was choking him.
Parvati: Neville!! Oh my God, NEVILLE!
Lavender (pointing up): If he doesn't get found, the whole talent show will be cancelled! You know that, right?!
People become more frantic, hoping against hope that if Neville wasn't brought back that the talent show would go on.
Hermione rushed in, carrying a book and making loud, gasping breaths.
She raised her wand and made a few flitting motions and then Neville appeared, covered in chocolate and had a rope tied around his head.
People ran over and threw towels at him and untied the rope. Neville laid on the floor, held his stomach, and gasped for breath.
Many people breathed a sigh of relief that Neville had been found.
Neville (who still lay on the floor with towels on him): There were these little green men and they used these things.they're muggle and I think they're called gans! It was horrible!! They tried shooting me!
People were starting to back away from Neville because they were so interested in their talent show ideas.
A/N Next chapter you get to find out about what everyone will be doing, including a partner dance with *winks*someone and Draco, and a little bit of acting Cho Chang will be doing.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS, GOD DAMMIT! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO WRITE THIS?!?!?!?
Ron, Harry, and Hermione are reading a bulletin that is hung up in the Gryffindor common room. It states: Hogwarts Talent show! Do anything you like! Singing, acting, an outstanding magic trick! (please remember any killing, hurting, or putting an odor stench on a person is strictly forbidden)
Talent Show will be held on February 14!
Ron: Will you try out Harry?
Harry does a little jig.
Harry: Of course! What do you think of that?
Ron: Ummmmmm, Ok, then.
Hermione: What about a little trick?
Hermione waves her wand and suddenly Neville disappears.
Hermione: Oh, shit! I gotta go!
Hermione rushes out of the common room screaming Neville's name at the top of her lungs.
Neville's voice off in the distance: Where the hell am I?!?! God, someone help me! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
People start shouting Neville's name and ask him to describe his surroundings.
Neville: It's all black! I'M LOST IN A WORLD OF TOTAL DARKNESS! God, someone help, me PLEASE?!?!
People start screaming insanities and are running around the common room, holding their hair.
Ron: Okaaaay then.so, I think I'll try out singing!
Ron starts singing, "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friends", but frantic people in the common room start to settle down and give him weird looks, so Ron stops, looking embarrassed.
Harry: I'm serious about dancing! Maybe we should do a dance together, to that Britney Spears song.what is it. "Oops! I Did it Again"? What do you think?
Ron (in a high pitched voice): Oh my God!! Yeeeeess!!
Harry and Ron walk off, discussing what their dance moves should be. Dean and Seamus are in a fervent conversation about actually cutting Dean in half and putting him back together, while most people are still calling out Neville's name who suddenly, wasn't able to talk anymore and made sudden, gasping breaths, as though someone was choking him.
Parvati: Neville!! Oh my God, NEVILLE!
Lavender (pointing up): If he doesn't get found, the whole talent show will be cancelled! You know that, right?!
People become more frantic, hoping against hope that if Neville wasn't brought back that the talent show would go on.
Hermione rushed in, carrying a book and making loud, gasping breaths.
She raised her wand and made a few flitting motions and then Neville appeared, covered in chocolate and had a rope tied around his head.
People ran over and threw towels at him and untied the rope. Neville laid on the floor, held his stomach, and gasped for breath.
Many people breathed a sigh of relief that Neville had been found.
Neville (who still lay on the floor with towels on him): There were these little green men and they used these things.they're muggle and I think they're called gans! It was horrible!! They tried shooting me!
People were starting to back away from Neville because they were so interested in their talent show ideas.
A/N Next chapter you get to find out about what everyone will be doing, including a partner dance with *winks*someone and Draco, and a little bit of acting Cho Chang will be doing.
