Mikaela: Hello, you may remember Kelly and I from The War With Murtagh. Now, we're on a new quest!
Kelly: From the Varden.
Mikaela: Yes, they took our dragons and sent us to sell LACE!
Kelly: YEAH!
Mikaela: And now, we're wondering pointlessly around a little village in Surda.
Kelly: I bet this was all Arya's plot to get rid of us.
Mikaela: (Ponders it a moment) Yeah, pretty much.
Kelly: Well, let's sell some lace!
Mikaela: To that lady over there! (points)
Kelly: I don't know, she looks kinda poor.
Mikaela: Nonsense! She looks like she could use some cheapo lace!
Some weird dude I hired to be the narrator: So Mikaela and Kelly decided to walk up to the lady.
Mikaela: YO! Hey lady, wanna buy some lace?
Kelly: its cheapo and crappy!
Lady: I'll give you ten crowns for it.
Mikaela: 13
Lady: 12.
Kelly: 3
Lady: Sure, suckers! (Throws three crowns at Kelly and Mikaela)
Narrator: Devastated by this horrid first sale. Kelly and Mikaela begin to cry.
Mikaela: No we don't.
Kelly: We'd better listen to him, he's the narrator.
Mikaela: Fine.
Kelly and Mikaela: (begin to fake cry)
Different lady: Oh you
poor dears I'll take some cheapo crappy lace! Thirteen crowns sound
ok?
Mikaela: That sounds fine.
Kelly: How about 90?
The lady who was going to buy lace: Don't push your luck kid.
Mikaela: She was just kidding; she would love it if you buy it at thirteen crowns!
Kelly: No I wasn't.
Narrator: In a kind and loving act, the lady bought the lace for 90 crowns.
Lady: No I didn't.
Mikaela: He's the narrator; you'd better listen to him.
Lady: Fine. (Hands over money in exchange for lace)
Mikaela: Ha Ha!
Narrator: I have special powers…
Mikaela: Special for you.
Kelly: We should go get some pizza, I'm starving!
Mikaela: Kelly, they don't sell pizza here.
Kelly: I knew that.
Narrator: No you didn't.
Mikaela: Oh just shut up you!
Narrator: That's it. I'm gonna use my special powers! Ncoeonadoamdcowhlvnornbgowmqoaifoj! (big puff of smoke comes.)
Mikaela: (sarcastically) OMG! We're all gonna die because a big puff of smoke came.
Narrator: No! your just going to choke.
Mikaela: Right.
Kelly: WE NEED FOOD!
Mikaela: No we don't. We just had lunch like 45 minutes ago.
Kelly: Oh yeah.
Mikaela: I have to go, see you all next chapter!
