Mikaela: Hello, you may remember Kelly and I from The War With Murtagh. Now, we're on a new quest!

Kelly: From the Varden.

Mikaela: Yes, they took our dragons and sent us to sell LACE!

Kelly: YEAH!

Mikaela: And now, we're wondering pointlessly around a little village in Surda.

Kelly: I bet this was all Arya's plot to get rid of us.

Mikaela: (Ponders it a moment) Yeah, pretty much.

Kelly: Well, let's sell some lace!

Mikaela: To that lady over there! (points)

Kelly: I don't know, she looks kinda poor.

Mikaela: Nonsense! She looks like she could use some cheapo lace!

Some weird dude I hired to be the narrator: So Mikaela and Kelly decided to walk up to the lady.

Mikaela: YO! Hey lady, wanna buy some lace?

Kelly: its cheapo and crappy!

Lady: I'll give you ten crowns for it.

Mikaela: 13

Lady: 12.

Kelly: 3

Lady: Sure, suckers! (Throws three crowns at Kelly and Mikaela)

Narrator: Devastated by this horrid first sale. Kelly and Mikaela begin to cry.

Mikaela: No we don't.

Kelly: We'd better listen to him, he's the narrator.

Mikaela: Fine.

Kelly and Mikaela: (begin to fake cry)

Different lady: Oh you poor dears I'll take some cheapo crappy lace! Thirteen crowns sound ok?
Mikaela: That sounds fine.

Kelly: How about 90?

The lady who was going to buy lace: Don't push your luck kid.

Mikaela: She was just kidding; she would love it if you buy it at thirteen crowns!

Kelly: No I wasn't.

Narrator: In a kind and loving act, the lady bought the lace for 90 crowns.

Lady: No I didn't.

Mikaela: He's the narrator; you'd better listen to him.

Lady: Fine. (Hands over money in exchange for lace)

Mikaela: Ha Ha!

Narrator: I have special powers…

Mikaela: Special for you.

Kelly: We should go get some pizza, I'm starving!

Mikaela: Kelly, they don't sell pizza here.

Kelly: I knew that.

Narrator: No you didn't.

Mikaela: Oh just shut up you!

Narrator: That's it. I'm gonna use my special powers! Ncoeonadoamdcowhlvnornbgowmqoaifoj! (big puff of smoke comes.)

Mikaela: (sarcastically) OMG! We're all gonna die because a big puff of smoke came.

Narrator: No! your just going to choke.

Mikaela: Right.

Kelly: WE NEED FOOD!

Mikaela: No we don't. We just had lunch like 45 minutes ago.

Kelly: Oh yeah.

Mikaela: I have to go, see you all next chapter!