Ron Weasley's Ginger Buttcrack, by Dickfart
Ron Weasley was in the common room wanking his exposed knob when Harry came into the room.
"Ron, even your winkle is a ginger," said Harry. "See? There are red pubes and even freckles!"
"If you think that's something then you should see my arse," said Ron, getting on his knees and exposing his deep, ginger anus at Harry. Unable to mask his thirst any longer, Harry dropped trow and gave ol' Ronnie a good leg over.
"Oh Harry, violate me!"
"Fuck you, Ron," said Harry, slamming his arse like a fucking bludger. He came, got up, and left Ron in the cold, unfinished with semen dripping out of his bum.
"Harry, you have unfinished business with me," said Ron.
"And I have unfinished business with Voldemort. What's your point?"
"I thought what we had between us was special," Ron said, with a tear in his eye.
"Sorry, Ron. That annoying prat Malfoy wants a go at my craning cyplop in the Forbidden Forest. Once I'm done there I'll have another go at you."
"Oh all right, but promise me he'll taste my arse on your dick," said Ron. "I've had a bit of parsnip up there earlier and I know he hates it."
"With pleasure, my friend." And just like that, Harry left.
The End
