Hey y'all,

…And I have NO FUCKING CLUE what else to write. I hate starting letters.

Uh, let's see… My name used t'be the Confederate States of America, but now I don't even really know anymore (thanks a lot, Lee). I represent the Southern half of the US (make any smart comments about that, and I'll kill you).

So… Send in your letters, or giiiiiiiiiiiit out! (Puny South Park reference… That's jus' tragic, sorry y'all had to even read that…)

James C. Jones (Southern USA)