Hello everybody! Thank you for reading~! This is my first bad fanfiction; I've whipped up other fanfics but most of which I'm very expressed in publishing. Again thank you very much in reading this and enjoy!
"Bitch Bitch Bitch!" Asuka stated normally, interupting Kaworu and Shinji's make-out session. On the scools roof.
Meanwhile Rei was in her cornor. Starring. At. The. Wall.
While Asuka was bitching up a storm, a wild Mari appereded. From the sky. "Calm your tits!" she proclamed Britishly. Then they all stared at her and her epicness. "Wow! You have an optimistic personality!" Shinji stared in wonder while Kaworu groped his chest.
Asuka ruined this moment by bitching "Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch!" "What did I just told you? Calm down your tits!" Mari took matters into her own hands by taking Asuka's boobs. In her hands. This didn't calm the soulless German redhead ('cause she's a red-head therefore has no soul).
Asuka let out a gigantic bitch storm; thus (LoL big/small word) resulting in Shinji crying. Kaworu took advantage...I mean took not of this and kindly yelled gay roboticly: "You're crying! Quickly, cry into my man penis!" In which he shoved Shinji's face into stated male genitalia.
While all the other cooler pilots were being gay on the roof. Rei was still staring at the wall. Because. She. Is. A. Clone. And everyone doesn't liek clones.
Then an angle (angel?) attacked the city. But surprisenly always leaves the malls and gay districts unharmed. I WONDER WHY?
"I can liek so tots take this on my own!" Asuka yelled. She then failed in under a minuet. But it was a personal record for her. "She's a stupid bitch!" Kaji protended to act straightly but failed at it; as he wrapped his sassy gay scarf around his neck and tended to his watermelons in a preppy matter while there was like a fight for the earth RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!
"Oh well; guess it's all up to you Shinji." Misato belted in the safety of the control room. While she completely forgot about Rei and Kaworu. Because. Rei. Is. Shinji's. Mommy.
Shinji looked over to Kaworu who looked over to Shinji. Both in their cockpits. Their homosexual lust burning with such passion. And hornyness.
"F this; we're going to the moon" both boys stated.
"And taking Pen-Pen with me!" Shinji added. While the penguin magically pop-ed from behind Shinji's seat (?). They then flow to the moon in their evangelion mecha robot things.
on the moon they striped off all their clothes. Because the only way one can survive on the moon is in the nude or semi nude.
In the end they got married, had awesome moon sex with each other, and lived in a moon palace. And no one was depressed again.
