I do no own Naruto or any of the characters except for the following: Rekkami, Katsuki, Mimiko and Sasazuka. I also do not own Berryz Koubou or their song Piriri to Yokou.
It was Saturday morning and everyone in the Akatsuki base was hanging out after breakfast. Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Zetsu, Konan, Deidara, Tobi, Sasori (whom I revived), my three roommates, Sasazuka, Mimiko and Rekkami aka Rekka and I were lounging in the living room. I popped a disc into the surround sound stereo in the living room and blasted Piriri to Yukou by Berryz Koubou.
"Berryz Koubou!" Tobi cheered.
He got up and started dancing.
Deidara rolled his eyes.
Then Tobi started singing: "Nemutte mo, nemutte mo, netarinai, netarinai! Asonde mo, asonde mo, mada tarinai, mada tarinai!"
I laughed as Tobi sang his little heart out.
"Katsu-chan, un," Deidara moaned. "Turn it off, un."
"Oh, he's doing no harm," I said. "Besides. It's fun."
Everyone groaned except, of course, Itachi.
"How can he be so calm?" Hidan growled. "This is hell!"
"Katsuki-chan is right," Konan sighed. "Let him get it out of his system."
Suddenly, we heard angry, thumping footsteps.
Kakuzu walked into the room.
"What is that horrible noise?!" Kakuzu growled.
He looked over at Tobi.
Kakuzu slapped himself in the face.
"This is what's interrupting Grey's Anatomy?"
"Grey's Anatomy?" Rekka questioned.
"He watches Grey's Anatomy and General Hospital every Saturday morning," Hidan explained.
"Oh. Whatev."
"Can you please shut him up?" Kakuzu groaned.
"Let him get it out of his system," I said. "Otherwise he'll be bouncing around all night."
"Katsu-chan!"
Then, Pein walked in.
"What is that noise?" he demanded. "I feel like my ears are bleeding! All I'm trying to do is enjoy my coffee on the back patio."
He held up a mug of coffee laden, as usual, with sugar, cream and mocha flavoring.
He turned to Tobi.
"What the--!" he exclaimed. "Why is Tobi dancing and singing to Berryz Koubou of all things?"
"He likes it, Pein-sama," I replied.
"I know, but, still--"
Suddenly, Tobi crashed into Pein and coffee spilled all over Kakuzu.
"Why you--" Kakuzu growled.
He tried to get Tobi with a kunai but Tobi slipped on some spilled coffee (conveniently) and Kakuzu missed but cut of Hidan's head, accidentally.
"Kakuzu!" Hidan yelled. "I am gonna kill you."
"Hidan," I said, grinning. "You really need a better head on your shoulders."
"Yeah," Rekka chimed in. "How about one that stays on."
Rekka and I cracked up.
Hidan started cursing.
"You two spilled blood all over the living room…again," Pein groaned.
"Tobi doesn't understand," Tobi said. "What happened? Tobi is a good boy."
I smiled.
Another regular Saturday morning.
A/N: The "patio" is a place where stones were laid and chairs were placed in a closed in clearing surrounded by trees that we call the "backyard."
Anyway, hope you liked it.
~Katsuki Shizenno
