A/N- Watching The Full Monty last night inspired me to write this. As I
automatically tie in with everything with L.O.T.R these days anyway, I
thought I as well write this and see what I come up with. Please R & R if
you want a second chapter...
The Full Monty- Lord of the Rings Stylee
It was a few years after the War of the Ring, and Middle Earth was getting to be, well, a bit bloody boring. There's only so much tree-hugging an elf can do, and only so much being king a king can do. So one day, Aragorn and Legolas decided to quit their jobs as the resident tree-hugger and the King of Gondor, and get REAL jobs. Only they weren't very successful and ended up signing on....but when the shit hit the fan, Aragorn just couldn't face writing 'Married' in the status box of the dole form (he just couldn't handle the fact that he wasn't an eligable batchelor anymore), and so they were back to square one. No money and no jobs...
A week later, Legolas and Aragorn were walking through Bree to the Prancing Pony to get plastered. They stop outside the inn when they spot a poster for the male strippers The Ents
Aragorn- ''What a joke. Call them things men? I've seen more fat on a matchstick. He's got no knob for a start.''
Legolas- ''They look like a right bunch of wankers. Who's going to pay to see them?''
Aragorn- ''Arwen.''
Legolas- ''What?!''
Aragorn- ''Well, she's the breadwinner now isn't she? It's her cash.''
Legolas- ''You've got to put your foot down. It's not right. Are you just going to stand by and watch some......thing made out of wood wave his tackle at your missus?''
Aragorn- ''Yeah....but what can we do Leggy? We've had to money for months. Quitting our jobs was the worst idea ever..''
Legolas- ''We're going to start our own stripping group! We'll hold auditons next weekend, right here at the Pony. You'll see. We'll rake it in when we've got some costumes and a decent dance routine.''
Aragorn- ''Hmm. You'd better be right.''
Legolas ripped the poster off the wall of the inn, and they walked to Rivendell to start on the biggest mistake of their lives...
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So, what do you think? Love it, hate it?
R & R me for another chapter...
The Full Monty- Lord of the Rings Stylee
It was a few years after the War of the Ring, and Middle Earth was getting to be, well, a bit bloody boring. There's only so much tree-hugging an elf can do, and only so much being king a king can do. So one day, Aragorn and Legolas decided to quit their jobs as the resident tree-hugger and the King of Gondor, and get REAL jobs. Only they weren't very successful and ended up signing on....but when the shit hit the fan, Aragorn just couldn't face writing 'Married' in the status box of the dole form (he just couldn't handle the fact that he wasn't an eligable batchelor anymore), and so they were back to square one. No money and no jobs...
A week later, Legolas and Aragorn were walking through Bree to the Prancing Pony to get plastered. They stop outside the inn when they spot a poster for the male strippers The Ents
Aragorn- ''What a joke. Call them things men? I've seen more fat on a matchstick. He's got no knob for a start.''
Legolas- ''They look like a right bunch of wankers. Who's going to pay to see them?''
Aragorn- ''Arwen.''
Legolas- ''What?!''
Aragorn- ''Well, she's the breadwinner now isn't she? It's her cash.''
Legolas- ''You've got to put your foot down. It's not right. Are you just going to stand by and watch some......thing made out of wood wave his tackle at your missus?''
Aragorn- ''Yeah....but what can we do Leggy? We've had to money for months. Quitting our jobs was the worst idea ever..''
Legolas- ''We're going to start our own stripping group! We'll hold auditons next weekend, right here at the Pony. You'll see. We'll rake it in when we've got some costumes and a decent dance routine.''
Aragorn- ''Hmm. You'd better be right.''
Legolas ripped the poster off the wall of the inn, and they walked to Rivendell to start on the biggest mistake of their lives...
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So, what do you think? Love it, hate it?
R & R me for another chapter...
