Disclaimer: I am not J.K. Rowling, except when I look in the Mirror of Erised.
Author's Note: Although it seems illogical for most witches to know about Muggle music, it's my opinion that Molly heard about Elvis Presley through her husband, Arthur. I'm sure that somewhere in that garage of his lies a Muggle record player and a collection of vinyls.
To the tune of "Return to Sender" by Elvis Presley
Mrs. Weasley: "Return to sender
Return to sender..."
I sent a letter off with Errol
he held it in his beak
and the answer I got back
it left me feeling weak
He wrote upon it
"Return to sender
address unknown
no such wizard's
in this home"
They had a quarrel
father and son
I wish they'd make up
before too much damage is done
So then I knitted him a sweater
in hopes of Yuletide joy
It came back on Christmas Eve
with these words from my boy
he said about it
"Return to sender
address unknown
no such wizard's
in this home"
This time I'm gonna go to London
and find out where he's staying
I'll explain things, and then he'll come home
that's what I'm praying
he doesn't mean it
"Return to sender
address unknown
no such wizard's
in this home
Return to sender
Return to sender
Return to sender
Return to sender"
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