This is a Harry Potter Paraody!! SO LET"S GET STARTED WITH DA PARTY!!!

~This takes place at Harry's Aunt's and Uncle's House.~

DUDLEY:"Mom Harry has a peapod!" *shocked*
MRS. DURSLEY: "HARRY WTF WHERE DID U GET THAT PEAPOD!!!" *looks angrilly*

HARRY: "Your mom."

MRS. DURSLEY:"WHY YOU LITTLE." *chases harry*

HARRY:"AHHHH GOD!! SOMEONE HELP ME FROM THIS MAD WOMAN!!!" *harry runs around the house yelling, trying to get away from his aunt.*

DUDLEY:"OMG THERE"S A PONY IN THE BATHROOM!!" *shrieks and screams cowardly*

HARRY:"WTF WHERE!! I WANT THE PONY!! *glomps dudley*

MR. DURSLEY: " NOW WHAT IN THEWORLD IS GOING ON HERE!" *yells so loud his face turns red like the pasta sauce that has been sitting in the cabinet for years.*

DUDLEY: " OMG FATHER THERE IS A DANCING PINK PINATA PONY IN DA BATHROOM AND IT HAS A STEAK KNIFE ON IT"S HOOF!!!"

MR. DURSLEY: " OMG FOR REELS???? THAT"S AMAZING LEMME SEE!!!" *goes to look in the bathroom*

DUDLEY: " FATHER NO WAIT!!! HE"S GONNA KILL YOU. HE"S A CEREAL KILLER!!!! OMG!!! NOOOOES!!!!!! *dudley cries*

HARRY: " YEAH UNCLE GO IN THE BATHROOM HE"S GOT CANDY TOO!!!MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!"

*harry smirks while rubbing his hands together and then does an evil laugh*

MR. DURSLEY: " Wait he's got candy? OMG I WANT CANDY!!!!!!" *dances*

*Runs into the room and gets stabbed by the pony*

Mrs. Dursley and DUDLEY: " OMG HOW"D HE DO THAT!!!" THAT"S INSANE!!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PONY KILLED HIM!!" *both run into the room where mr. Dursley got stabbed and killed and then they both get stabbed."

DUDLEY & Mrs. DURSLEY: " OMG HE STABBED US!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*dies*

HARRY: " YES I GOT MY REVENGE!! LOL YAY" *happy dances around the room*

HARRY: " GOOD JOB FRED!!" *high fives the pink pinata pony*

FRED: " No problem harry. Good luck cleaning up the bodies..." *walks out the front door and leaves*

HARRY" "omg I totally forgot. *police sirens go off and they pull into the drive way*

POLICE: " HARRY COME OUT WITH UR HANDS UP!!"

HARRY: " OH CRAP!!! *jumps out the window*

THE

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