This is a Harry Potter Paraody!! SO LET"S GET STARTED WITH DA PARTY!!!
~This takes place at Harry's Aunt's and Uncle's House.~
DUDLEY:"Mom
Harry has a peapod!" *shocked*
MRS. DURSLEY: "HARRY WTF
WHERE DID U GET THAT PEAPOD!!!" *looks angrilly*
HARRY: "Your mom."
MRS. DURSLEY:"WHY YOU LITTLE." *chases harry*
HARRY:"AHHHH GOD!! SOMEONE HELP ME FROM THIS MAD WOMAN!!!" *harry runs around the house yelling, trying to get away from his aunt.*
DUDLEY:"OMG THERE"S A PONY IN THE BATHROOM!!" *shrieks and screams cowardly*
HARRY:"WTF WHERE!! I WANT THE PONY!! *glomps dudley*
MR. DURSLEY: " NOW WHAT IN THEWORLD IS GOING ON HERE!" *yells so loud his face turns red like the pasta sauce that has been sitting in the cabinet for years.*
DUDLEY: " OMG FATHER THERE IS A DANCING PINK PINATA PONY IN DA BATHROOM AND IT HAS A STEAK KNIFE ON IT"S HOOF!!!"
MR. DURSLEY: " OMG FOR REELS???? THAT"S AMAZING LEMME SEE!!!" *goes to look in the bathroom*
DUDLEY: " FATHER NO WAIT!!! HE"S GONNA KILL YOU. HE"S A CEREAL KILLER!!!! OMG!!! NOOOOES!!!!!! *dudley cries*
HARRY: " YEAH UNCLE GO IN THE BATHROOM HE"S GOT CANDY TOO!!!MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!"
*harry smirks while rubbing his hands together and then does an evil laugh*
MR. DURSLEY: " Wait he's got candy? OMG I WANT CANDY!!!!!!" *dances*
*Runs into the room and gets stabbed by the pony*
Mrs. Dursley and DUDLEY: " OMG HOW"D HE DO THAT!!!" THAT"S INSANE!!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PONY KILLED HIM!!" *both run into the room where mr. Dursley got stabbed and killed and then they both get stabbed."
DUDLEY & Mrs. DURSLEY: " OMG HE STABBED US!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*dies*
HARRY: " YES I GOT MY REVENGE!! LOL YAY" *happy dances around the room*
HARRY: " GOOD JOB FRED!!" *high fives the pink pinata pony*
FRED: " No problem harry. Good luck cleaning up the bodies..." *walks out the front door and leaves*
HARRY" "omg I totally forgot. *police sirens go off and they pull into the drive way*
POLICE: " HARRY COME OUT WITH UR HANDS UP!!"
HARRY: " OH CRAP!!! *jumps out the window*
THE
END.........................
