Daily Prophet

Voldemort shows his lighter side (or not)

Recently one of our Daily Prophet reporters caught up to Voldemort and asked him a few questions

Reporter: So um.... Mr. Voldemort, may I call you Tom?
Voldemort: No.
Reporter: So Tom.... I mean Lord Voldemort, what do you say to all this nonsense about people not saying your name.
Voldemort: No comment.
Reporter: Well obviously sir, no comment is a commment.
Voldemort: Really?

Voldemort starts to pull out his wand, but the reporter quickly moves on to the next question.

Reporter: Um.... Lord Voldemort, who would you say you loathe the most.
Voldemort: I would say those damned Azkaban guards! They wouldn't leave me alone! Not even when I was taking a piss!
Reporter: Okay, many consider Harry Potter to be your downfall, do you agree?
Voldemort: Who says that?
Reporter: Everybody says that.
Voldemort leaves the room, about a minute later, there is an explosion outside, Voldemort comes back in laughing and tells the reporter to move on to the next question.
Reporter: Lord Voldemort, what would you do if Harry Potter walked into this room right now?
Voldemort: Well, first I'd shove my wan right up his....
Reporter quickly clears his throat.
Voldemort: .... then I'd give him another scar right on his....
Reporter: Okay, thanks for your time but we really have to go!