Daily Prophet
Voldemort shows his lighter side (or not)
Recently one of our Daily Prophet reporters caught up to Voldemort and asked him a few questions
Reporter: So um.... Mr. Voldemort, may I call you Tom?
Voldemort: No.
Reporter: So Tom.... I mean Lord Voldemort, what do you say to all this nonsense about people not saying your name.
Voldemort: No comment.
Reporter: Well obviously sir, no comment is a commment.
Voldemort: Really?
Voldemort starts to pull out his wand, but the reporter quickly moves on to the next question.
Reporter: Um.... Lord Voldemort, who would you say you loathe the most.
Voldemort: I would say those damned Azkaban guards! They wouldn't leave me alone! Not even when I was taking a piss!
Reporter: Okay, many consider Harry Potter to be your downfall, do you agree?
Voldemort: Who says that?
Reporter: Everybody says that.
Voldemort leaves the room, about a minute later, there is an explosion outside, Voldemort comes back in laughing and tells the reporter to move on to the next question.
Reporter: Lord Voldemort, what would you do if Harry Potter walked into this room right now?
Voldemort: Well, first I'd shove my wan right up his....
Reporter quickly clears his throat.
Voldemort: .... then I'd give him another scar right on his....
Reporter: Okay, thanks for your time but we really have to go!
Voldemort shows his lighter side (or not)
Recently one of our Daily Prophet reporters caught up to Voldemort and asked him a few questions
Reporter: So um.... Mr. Voldemort, may I call you Tom?
Voldemort: No.
Reporter: So Tom.... I mean Lord Voldemort, what do you say to all this nonsense about people not saying your name.
Voldemort: No comment.
Reporter: Well obviously sir, no comment is a commment.
Voldemort: Really?
Voldemort starts to pull out his wand, but the reporter quickly moves on to the next question.
Reporter: Um.... Lord Voldemort, who would you say you loathe the most.
Voldemort: I would say those damned Azkaban guards! They wouldn't leave me alone! Not even when I was taking a piss!
Reporter: Okay, many consider Harry Potter to be your downfall, do you agree?
Voldemort: Who says that?
Reporter: Everybody says that.
Voldemort leaves the room, about a minute later, there is an explosion outside, Voldemort comes back in laughing and tells the reporter to move on to the next question.
Reporter: Lord Voldemort, what would you do if Harry Potter walked into this room right now?
Voldemort: Well, first I'd shove my wan right up his....
Reporter quickly clears his throat.
Voldemort: .... then I'd give him another scar right on his....
Reporter: Okay, thanks for your time but we really have to go!
