Beep.
Beep.
Beep.
SMASH!
Once again Deidara smashes his annoying alarm clock. It was the third one this month. He stayed under his covers while trying to get back to sleep, almost succeeding until his cousin decides to burst through the door and jump on his bed. He hated her so damn much.
"Deidara, time to get up!" Ino shouts while jumping higher. "Get up! Get Up!"
"I hate you hm." He mumbles under the blankets.
"Time for school, time for school." She says finally stopping and running out of the room.
Deidara lazily got up and grabs cloths from his closet so he could take a shower. Every morning Ino had to annoy him in some odd way. His uncle wouldn't do anything about it and his brother was up early anyway. Oddly enough before moving in with them Deidara was the one up early while Naruto was lazily getting up.
"So…What do you think of this life dattebayo?" Naruto yawned walking in his bedroom.
"Oh yeah so exciting. I have no way to get to school unless Itachi drives me, It is the second week of school so many new kids are coming in to annoy us, I have such a glorious wake up call and guess what I am dying my hair purple" Deidara said sarcastically. Naruto just laughed.
"Nice jammies." Naruto mocked. Deidara was wearing black pajamas with red clouds. They were his akatsuki pajamas. Itachi gave them to him as a present a while ago. When Deidara first moved there he and Itachi hated each other but if you met them now you would have never guessed. Deidara growled at him and Naruto ran fast down the stairs to get away.
"Deidara, breakfast." his uncle called. He sighed as he went to the bathroom to freshen up and get dressed.
"Naruto that's mine." Ino grabbed a glass from him that had the phrase 'I know you are but what am I?' on it.
"It doesn't have your name on it." Naruto said stealing it back.
"Doesn't matter I made it." She snagged it back.
"So?" Naruto grabbed it but Ino didn't let go. Deidara came downstairs to the same old thing. It was either Naruto took something of Ino's or the other way around. Didn't matter if he lived with his uncle or anyone else.
He decide to wear his casual outfit today, a tight black shirt with tight black pants, elbow high gloves and black boots. He had his hair up as usual. He walked into the kitchen to see his uncle Inoichi just sitting at the table eating toast and coffee while reading the newspaper. Before he knew it Deidara's phone rang, he knew it was Itachi so he left the kitchen and answered.
"Please tell me you are almost here un. Naruto and Ino are driving me batty." Deidara asked.
'You live a little further away now so give me some time.'
"Living with these two like this is killing me." Deidara snapped, trying not to yell.
'Well stupid blondes are hard to live with. Gotta go.' Itachi hung up before Deidara could say anything.
Deidara put his phone away and grabbed his bag from the closet and was about to leave. He decided to grab an apple so he would have something that could last until lunch. Quickly remembering to grab his cloak from the closet as well. He waited outside and finally Itachi showed up. Without a word Deidara got in and sat in silence as Itachi sighed and started to go to school.
Sasori was just staring at the school and just groaned. He had to move because Chiyo wanted change. She hated the same thing so things changed a lot, but the last thing Sasori wanted was actually moving for change. He took a deep breathe and opened the car door.
"Now remember Sasori, play nice and people will be nice to you." Chiyo told him.
"Just go already. I told you I didn't need you to drive me. I could have gotten here on my own." He tried to hold back on the yelling.
"I just wanted you to know the fastest route so you would know the way from now on." He really hated his grandmother. She drove away in his red Nissan 350Z. He really hated her for using his car when she had her own minivan. It was perfectly fine to use just for shopping and going out with friends, for Chiyo at least.
Sighing he went up to the school. It was Konoha High. The best high school for just about anyone. When he got through the doors it wasn't what he expected. Everyone was screaming, chasing or teasing each other in many ways. He went straight to the sign that said office. He did not want to get started with these idiotic people first thing in the morning but he had too.
After walking in, Sasori saw no one. He heard arguing ahead in the room behind the desk. There was also a office to the left that was empty. Sasori knew only a pervert could have an office with posters of girls in it. Finaly a woman with short black hair came out.
"Shizune get going!" A voice yelled. "Jiraiya out now!" A man with long white hair ran out of the room and stopped when he saw Sasori.
"If you go in use small words because she is drunk and unhappy." Then he was in the pervert office and the door was slammed shut.
"He's right. Just go in." Shizune picked up some folders and ran out of the room. Sasori then went in to see a blonde woman sitting behind her desk almost asleep.
"Damn school." she mumbled. She then looked up and saw Sasori. "Come in." she said lazily.
"I'm Sasori, my grandmother Chiyo called about me." Sasori said.
"Yes, yes I know. I'm principle Tsunade." She said taking out his schedule. "hmmmmm." she thought for a moment as she skimmed through it.
"Today please." Sasori demanded seeing her eyes getting heavy.
"huh? Oh right I'll have Kakuzu show you around. He is going to be your main teacher, since everyone else has bigger issues then him. Don't want you starting off thinking everyone is mental." She said not noticing she was actually thinking out loud.
"So where do I find him?" Sasori asked.
"He should be two doors down taking with Zetsu." She then laid her head down and started to fall asleep. Sasori shook his head and left the office.
He went to the room she told him to go to and when he went in only three people were there. A man with long black hair and red eyes that gave off a bad vibe, a man that was black on one side an white on the other with green hair and yellow eyes and finally a man with long black hair and stitches everywhere.
"what do you want?" The two toned teacher asked.
"I'm looking for Kakuzu." Sasori stated.
"That would be me." Kakuzu announced. "For future reference that's Uchiha Madara and Zetsu. Just be careful around them." he whispered to him. Everyone knew it already so Kakuzu thought it would help the kid if he warned him about those two.
"Deidara." Itachi tried to talk to him.
Silence.
"Deidara."
Silence.
"Say something please."
"Something please." Deidara said barely able to keep a straight face now.
"Well you are back to normal I see." Itachi commented as he pulled into the school parking lot.
"Yeah I feel a bit better now hm. If you say anything regarding Blondes and living with them then I suggest you stop right where you are." Deidara warned knowing his friend too well.
"So…. When are you getting your motorcycle back?" Itachi asked casually as they got out.
"You hate giving me rides don't you hm?" Deidara asked.
"Yes very much." Itachi told him honestly. "It has been a year you should be able to get it back by now."
"In that case a loooong time and I rather not. I was thinking about just getting a simple car or something." Deidara smirked. Itachi just shook his head and continued into the building.
"Same as last year." He said.
"Doesn't matter to us now does it hm?" Deidara said.
"True." Itachi said. Both of their attention went to the whistling sound around the next corner.
"About fuckin' time you both showed up." Hidan shouted. Konan, Nagato and Yahiko were there as well.
"you guys ready for hell?" Yahiko asked.
"Just about." Itachi answered. "by the way, anyone see Madara yet?" He asked.
"He was with Zetsu and Kakuzu last time I saw him." Konan told him.
"Well why don't we just go to our classes because I feel sorry for the one that misses Orochimaru's class hm." Deidara shivered.
Kakuzu started to show Sasori to his classes. They barely even talked except when Kakuzu told him about the place. Sasori was shocked by the student, they were completely insane. Not one teacher did anything about their behavior.
"You'll get use to it." Kakuzu told him.
"I doubt that." Sasori said blankly.
"Just out of curiosity, are you at all gay?" Kakuzu asked. Sasori was completely taken aback by his question.
"What's it to you?" He asked, facing reddened from embarrassment.
"Note that this school is out of the ordinary and half of them are gay." He told them.
Sasori just followed Kakuzu to the classroom, only few people were actually in class. Many of them had black cloaks with red clouds on them coving the back of the seats. He notcied one was on Kakuzu's as well.
"Why exactly should I know who Madara and Zetsu are?" Sasori questioned.
"We are Akatsuki and no one dares to stand up to us, or else they end up leaving this place hurt very badly." Kakuzu smirked signaling to the cloak on his chair.
"Well you all seem to be joyful people." Sasori commented sarcastically as everyone else started to enter the room.
"Go sit down for now. Sit in the third row at the end. Deidara and Itachi sit close to you. They are Akatsuki as well." Sasori did what Kakuzu said and waited for everyone to actually start.
"Sasuke, Have I ever told you how much I hate you." he heard someone say. It was a short haired blonde boy with blue eyes. He wore an black vest over his orange shirt with black baggy pants. Sasuke, as the other called him, had on a long black shirt with black pants, very simple.
"I love you too Naruto." Sasuke smirked as he sat in front of Sasori and Naruto sat on the right of Sasuke.
Sasori heard the two go at it like that for a while and really hated it. It was obvious they were a couple, he could easily tell that 'Sasuke' was the seme. After just a minute Sasori put his head on the desk and covered his ears. Everyone was so damn noisy. He could feel a migrain started to pop up.
"Hey bro, can you…?" Naruto's voice was cut off then.
"I am not getting you out of Madara's Sex Ed class again Naruto hm." The voice grabbed Sasori attention immediately. "Though I honestly don't blame you for wanting too."
"Have a heart Deidara." Sasuke said in a begging tone, but anyone could tell he was trying so hard to not laugh.
"No. No more skipping hm." Deidara said angrily. Sasori hated to admit it, really hated to admit it, but he was attracted to Deidara.
"Itachi, a minute please." Kakuzu shouted over the noise. Itachi then went to the front to talk to Kakuzu. Although he seemed to ignore everyone he kept focusing his attention on Deidara.
He gave a quick glance here and there, the boy seemed to be bored even when talking with the other two ahead of them. His odd speech pattern would be obvious to anyone. Sasori kept his head on the desk, trying to ignore them all. He did not want to get started with being close to other people. Every time he got close something happened, nothing good either.
"Kakuzu wants you to meet us at the east exit after school." Itachi told him sitting down. Sasori was about to question but Kakuzu started the class.
Kosue: hey fans, this is actually my first yaoi fic so please review and tell me how I did so far. ^_^
