Hello people. How are you? Here is a brand new story of the Hostess Club...
Chapter 1
"We need a Hostess Club!" Tamaki declared, early one Tuesday morning.
""But why?"" Hikaru and Kaoru asked, looking up from their Gameboy.
Tamaki looked over to them, "Because! All the clubs I've heard about have had a female one branching out from it! Besides, it'll be fun!"
"Will it now?" Kyoya asked, typing away on his computer.
"Yes! Come on Mother! Back me up here!" Tamaki whined.
Kyoya adjusted his glasses, closing his laptop and standing up, "I suppose so. It will bring in more money."
"Always about the money." Haruhi mumbled to herself.
Hikaru and Kaoru leaned over the back of the couch they sat on, ""Yeah, but who's gonna be in it?""
Tamaki smiled, "Thankfully, I already thought about some of that! Here, these are some of the girls I thought we could ask." He passed the two of them four photos.
Hunny peeked over their shoulders.
Hikaru put the pictures down side-by-side on the coffee table.
The first was of a girl with short red hair and stormy blue eyes with bright green edges. By the looks of it, she was sitting in a tree. Her hair was boy-cut. Her eyes glittered happily.
The second was of a girl with long dark brown hair that went down to her waist, the tips brightening to blonde. She had deep hazel eyes and freckles dusting her cheeks.
The third was of a girl with brownish-blonde hair and bright blue eyes. Her hair went down to just past her shoulders.
And finally, the fourth was of a small girl with white-blonde hair and bright green eyes. Her hair went down to her mid-back and she held a little toy kitten.
"Who are they?" Kaoru asked.
"Well," Tamaki started, then pointed to the red-head girl, "This is Koby Thomas. She's in 1-B and she's fifteen. That is Darcy Maradez. She is also fifteen and in 1-B." He moved on to the last two girls, "That is Sophie Severrah. She is seventeen, in 2-A. And finally, that is Katie Stolo- what was it Kyoya?"
"Stolowitski. Katie Stolowitski."
""What a weird name...""
"She is seventeen and in 3-B."
Haruhi thought for a second, "But that's only four. We need seven, don't we?"
Hunny looked up, "Well first we need to get Koby-Chan, Da-Chan, Katie-Chan and Soph-Chan to join."
"True..."
Koby looked up at the huge oak tree.
"I can probably climb that..." She felt along the trunk for little notches and lumps she could cling to.
"I can." Koby smiled, then started scaling it easily.
"Be careful Kobs!" Darcy called from the ground.
"I will!" She called back.
Darcy nodded and went back to playing on her 3DS.
Koby slid up to the first branch, then stood on it, looking down.
Wind blew and made her hair blow gently.
"HEY YOU!" A voice suddenly said from the ground.
Koby jumped a bit and looked down, seeing the seven members of the infamous Ouran Host Club.
Darcy snapped her DS shut and looked up at them, "Oh. Hi."
She said, then smiled dazzlingly.
Koby prepared to jump down from the branch.
The Host Club stared and Tamaki started panicking, "Don't move! We'll get you..." He trailed off, seeing Koby sailing down from the branch, and hitting the ground almost soundlessly.
"Good Lord," Hikaru started.
"Are you a ninja?" Kaoru finished with a question.
Koby sniggered, "Nah. I just know how to be quiet when I want to."
Tamaki cleared his head, then looked at the two girls before him.
Darcy looked at him curiously, then exchanged a look with Koby.
""What do you want, Suoh?""
"I was coming to give you a once in a lifetime offer!" He cried over-dramatically.
"Hm?" Koby looked unimpressed. As did Darcy.
"Well, we want you to join a new club we, the Host Club, are making!"
"What kind of club?" Darcy asked.
Before Tamaki could say anything else, Kyoya covered his mouth and stepped forward, "A Hostess Club. Basically a female version of the Host Club."
Koby and Darcy looked at each other, startled. Then Koby looked at the boys, "You don't expect us to do what they," She pointed to Hikaru and Kaoru, "Do, right?"
"Why would we do that?" Kyoya asked.
Koby stepped a bit closer to Darcy, "Because we're like twins. It's like we have the same mind and always get along."
"And we really don't want to do a homo-act. We're both completely straight." Darcy added.
Hikaru and Kaoru frowned.
Tamaki broke free of Kyoya's grasp, "Of course not! Just meet us in music room 3 at three o'clock. We'll discuss everything there."
And they left.
Koby crossed her arms, "D'you think we should trust 'im?"
Darcy shrugged, "I dunno. Anyway, want to play multiplayer Mario Kart?"
"Hell yes!"
Sophie Severrah was dancing excitedly in time with the music. Her mini-skirt flew around her as she span.
She was the best dancer of the whole crew, and with her looks, the envy of most girls in the school.
She let her blondish hair fall around her shoulders.
Suddenly the doors burst open and the Host Club marched in.
The dance coach stopped the music, "Yes, Mister Suoh?"
"Can we please speak with Miss Severrah?"
The coach sighed, "Fine. Sophie."
Sophie skipped over, "Hi guys."
The rest of the dance crew were sending her jealous and envious looks.
Kyoya took over from Tamaki once again, "Hello Miss Severrah. We were wondering if you would join our new club."
"New club? What is it?" Sophie asked.
""It's a Hostess Club!"" Hikaru and Kaoru said, smiling.
Sophie thought about it for a second, "Sure, why not."
"Meet us in music room 3 at three o'clock, okay?" Kyoya confirmed.
"Sure." Sophie grinned, then went back to her dancing.
""Well that was easy, huh.""
"Yeah. Soph-Chan seems really friendly!" Hunny said happily.
Katie played her flute quietly, letting the notes float through the air.
"Katie-Chan?" A familiar voice said from the door.
Katie put her flute down and turned to see Hunny standing with Mori.
"Hello Hun-Chan. Hello Taka-Chan!" Katie said cheerfully.
Her white-blonde hair flowed down her back and her green eyes sparkled. She was wearing the Ouran Girl's uniform, just with a few attachments of her own. Firstly, she had a pink ribbon running around the middle and a pink bow around the neck. She had also added pink ribbon on the top of the socks.
Her hair was held out of her eyes by a little kitten clip, and she had two little white cat ears on her head.
"What are you two doing here?" Katie asked in her high-ish voice.
"We wanted to ask you to join the new Hostess Club!"
Katie smiled, "Ooh, really? But why pick me..."
"'Coz you're cute Katie-Chan!" Hunny said, giving her a hug.
"Thank you Hun-Chan!" Katie said, hugging him back.
When the two broke apart, Mori had a ghost of a smile on his lips.
"You need to meet us in music room 3 at three o'clock, isn't that right Takashi?" Hunny asked for confirmation.
Mori nodded.
"Okay! Bye bye!" Katie grinned, picking her flute back up from it's spot next to her little plush cat, Neko-Chan.
"Now who do we ask?" Hikaru whined.
"How about Ty-Chan from 3-A?" Hunny suggested.
"Ty-Chan? Who's that?" Kaoru asked.
"Tyler Stojanovski." Kyoya cut in.
"What's with all these weird last names?" Hikaru asked, leaning on Kaoru's shoulder.
"Ty-Chan!" Hunny exclaimed, prancing into the theater with the rest of the club behind him.
Tyler looked up from her script in her hands.
"Oh. Hello Mitsukuni."
Tamaki strode over to her, "Hello Miss Stojanovski," He'd been practicing saying the name the whole way there, "We have come to ask you something."
"What would that be?" Tyler asked, re-adjusting herself in her chair.
"Would you like to join the new Ouran Hostess Club?"
"... Is Katie?"
"Yes."
"Okay then." Tyler said, putting her script down, "I'll be seeing you at three, correct?"
"H-how did you know?"
"I heard."
Grace sat in the courtyard, quietly sketching a squirrel who was eating a nut.
Niccolina sat beside her, writing.
""Hey you two!"" Two voices that sounded very alike called.
Both girls looked up from their activities to see the Hitachiin twins.
Grace sighed and started drawing again.
""Will you join our Hostess Club?""
"Yes." Was Niccolina's immediate response.
"Eh?" Grace looked at her in surprise, "Really?"
"I knew it was coming."
"Oh." She looked up at the boys, "I'll join if Niccolina is."
The Host Club sat in the music room, eagerly awaiting the arrival of their female counterparts.
The doors swung open to reveal Koby.
She was nibbling a stick of pocky.
"Welcome Princess Koby! Come in!" Tamaki said, grinning.
Koby rolled her eyes, "Whatever. Anyway, who else is joining?" She asked excitedly.
Tamaki went over to his emo corner.
""These girls over here."" The twins said, gesturing to the seven pictures on the wall.
Koby looked at them, "Oh hey, you got Sophie Severrah to join? Seriously?"
"Koby! Why did you run off on me!" Darcy shouted, running into the room.
The younger girl rolled her eyes, "You were completely ignoring me Darc. You were talking to Belle."
"I wasn't ignoring you... Just not speaking to you at the time."
"Whatever helps you sleep at night. Anywho, they got Sophie Severrah to join!"
"Woah, no way!" Darcy said.
Kyoya looked over his glasses at the two girls.
Koby was in the boy's uniform, but you could tell she was a girl from her eyes. They weren't boyish eyes at all. Darcy was in the normal girl's uniform.
Hikaru and Kaoru slid up to Koby's sides, "Where did you get the pocky? We want some!"
"Have some." She held up a box of chocolate pocky.
""Thank you!""
Darcy pouted, "What about me?"
"Here." Koby offered her the other end of the pocky currently hanging out of her mouth.
Darcy snapped off the other end, "Thanks Kobs."
Tamaki gaped, "B-but that's like lesbianism!"
"It is not. We're best friends, it's fine." Darcy snapped, sending him a glare.
Tamaki whimpered.
"Koby-Chan..." A small voice said from Koby's side. She looked down.
Hunny looked up at her, "Can I have some too?"
"Of course Hunny-senpai." Koby grinned, pulling another box of pocky out.
""How many of those do you have?"" Hikaru and Kaoru asked, hands and mouths full of pocky.
Koby shrugged, "Not tellin'."
School shoes could be heard tapping down the hall, and the little white-haired Katie appeared.
"Hello!" She said, smiling.
"Oh my God! She's so cute!" Darcy gasped.
Koby smiled dazzlingly, "Man, she's adorable."
"Katie-Chan!" Hunny exclaimed happily, skipping over, "You came!"
Katie nodded, "Yeah. Neko-Chan wanted to come too." Her black cat plushie seemed to smile.
She looked over to the other girls, "Are they going to be Hostesses too?"
Darcy smiled, "Yeah. Hi there, my name's Darcy."
"And I'm Koby." Koby said, swallowing her pocky.
Katie saw the box of pocky in her hands and grinned, "Can I have some please?"
"'Course." Koby passed her the box.
"THANK YOU KOBY-CHAN!" Katie squealed.
"Ah! What is that racket?" A voice said from behind her.
Grace stood in the doorway, covering her ears.
She saw the other three girls, "Oh hi. I'm Grace."
""Hi Grace!"" Darcy and Koby said.
Tyler poked her head in, "There you are Katie! I was worried!" She said, black hip-length hair falling off her shoulders.
"Ty! Come on! This is Da-Chan and Koby-Chan and Gracie-Chan!" Katie said, taking her friend's hand and dragging her over.
Tyler blushed slightly, "Hello. I'm Tyler."
Tamaki finally came out of his corner, "Welcome princesses, to the wonderful Hostess club!"
""But wait,"" Hikaru and Kaoru said.
"I think you're forgetting some people Tama-Chan." Hunny said.
"Miss Carr should be here shortly, but we're still missing Miss Severrah." Kyoya added.
"Idiot." Haruhi finished.
"How could I forget?!" Tamaki shrieked, "I am such a horrible father!"
Koby choked on her pocky, "What?! Suoh's a father?!"
Mori gently patted her back, successfully helping her breath again.
""Only in his mind. He's not really."" The twins said, finishing their pocky.
Grace adjusted her glasses, "Niccolina is going to be here soon. She just got a bit caught up in something."
"But I'm here now!" A voice said from the doorway.
A girl with elbow-length brown hair walked in.
She had dark blue eyes, almost the opposite to Grace's stormy green ones.
"Now we only need to find Sophie." Darcy said.
Sophie ran along the corridor. She'd completely forgotten about the whole Hostess Club thing.
"I AM HERE!" She burst into the room, startling everybody.
Koby even fell out of her chair.
"Welcome Miss Severrah." Kyoya said from next to her.
"Thank you~!"
"So this is our Hostess club!" Tamaki declared, then named every girl and gave them a type, "Sophie, you are the Girly Type!"
"Does that mean I get to wear pink?" Sophie asked.
Tamaki nodded.
"Okay!"
"Katie, you are the Cutesy-Lolita Type!"
Katie smiled brightly, "Yay! More cake!"
"Grace, you are the Artistic Type!"
"Fine."
"Niccolina, you're the Poetic Type."
"Sure, why not?"
"Tyler, you shall be the Silent Type."
"..."
"And Darcy- The Gamer Type!"
"Do I have to?" Darcy whined, not looking up from her PSP.
"And finally, Koby-"
"Hang on there," Koby interrupted, "Do you even know anything about me, Suoh? What I like? What I do?"
"Er..."
"Didn't think so. Wait until you do to give me a type, thanks."
"Uhm..." Tamaki shifted uncomfortably.
"Now..." Koby quickly sketched something on a piece of stray paper, "It's you with that exact expression."
The little drawing looked identical to the real thing, mouth gaping and all.
The twins cracked up, ""God! You are good!""
Koby sniggered, "I wouldn't speak if I were you. I have... A sexy imagination."
"Dirty mind!" Darcy 'coughed'.
Sophie went bright red, "T-that's just..."
"Ridiculous. You can't think of everything that way." Niccolina deadpanned.
"Yeah I can." Koby said.
There you go! Please review!
