'It's better to have loved and lost, than never have loved at all', or at least that's how I think it goes, I'm not quite sure to be honest. Anyways, I would choose to never have loved, but hey, that's just my weird ass. I mean, not to sound pessimistic, but love is so overdone and now a days love doesn't have the same meaning as it used to.
Let's see, it's time for me to introduce myself, uh, excuse me while I try not to sound boring and normal. My name is Awesome… no I'm just messing around, actually my name is Victoria. I refuse to give you a last name, mainly because I'm not sure if you're a pedo bear, and that's my attempt at being clever. Pathetic wasn't it?
So as the narrator of this story it's my duty to describe to you the events that took place before I was accepted to the prestigious Gotham Academy. Yeah, shocking ain't it? That pompous school gave me a scholarship. Little uneducated me. Horrible mistake on their part to be honest, but their fuck up is my opportunity.
I'm a normal brat, I have parents, although, we have a bit of a strained relationship. But I have no complaints; I have a roof over my head and food in my tummy. I thankfully don't have any siblings. And I sure as hell don't want any! Sadly I don't have any pets because; apparently I'm not trusted with animals. God, you stick a cat in the microwave once and you're labeled for life!
Uh, I'm pretty fucking sexy for a 14-year-old… and that was another attempt at humor. Yeah seriously though, I look pretty decent. I could look worse. I'm one of the very few who have dark hair and colored eyes. The only thing I would change about myself is my height; I mean what teenager is only 4'9 for fucks sake! I'm in love with the color blue, mainly because it matches my eyes. Let's see what else, I like blonde jokes, cheesy pick up lines and have never been kissed. I fail as a teenage girl.
So, now that you have my pathetically normal back ground, why don't we skip all the boring things and go right to the action, and where I met the "amazing" Boy Blunder, uh, I mean Wonder.
