a/n: Blue Moon Wolf here and this is my first story. By the way, I do not own Naruto. Enjoy. ^^

Sakura's Deadly Kiss

Chapter one: Enter the pink haired vixen

There was once an evil creature that resided in Konohagakure no sato, it ate buildings, it drank from the lakes and streams. What was so odd about the creature was that fact that it wasn't a monster at all, just a pink haired girl. Well that's what the local legend was about her, and a certain Uchiha and Uzumaki are about to find out the hard way.

She arrived on March twenty eight, a healthy little baby girl with very odd markings on her face. Said villagers thought she was a demon and cast her out of their embracing circle creating an anti social infant. Being an orphan child, her life was mean and nasty earning shallow nicknames and daily beatings from her peers.

But despite everything, she still thought that everyone were still good at heart.

She kept on going, ignoring all the rants and disappointments that were heading in her direction. Now thirteen, a new chapter unfolds on the day of her graduation exam. Said girl passed with flying colors and watched all the other students work their magic on the senseis, except a certain someone.

This rebellious child was know as the class heartthrob; Sasuke Uchiha.

Due to the fact that she wants to study and become a fine kunoichi, she did not follow suit with the rest of his fan girls in cheering mode that struck the whole audience. She yawned at his strength and posture causing all the fan girls and admires gasp in union.

her head turned looking at all the people around her. "What?"

"How dare you! Can you do better?" screeched Ino.

"Actually, I can." she grinned while cracking her knuckles. "Even though I already have a head band, I'll prove you wrong."

The audience plus an amused Sasuke kept their curious eyes on Sakura Haruno. She got up from her seat and silently walked over to the wall of the class room and began creating some hand signs. They went quickly creating fast movements that no one could follow and soon over a dozen clones popped out of a puff of smoke.

Some were grinning while three other clones gave the main Sakura bunny ears above her head. Ino huffed in annoyance and turned her head in a snotty way earning a long spitting noise from Sakura. Amazed by what she did, Naruto wanted to try too. He got out of the line and cut in front of Sakura then did some hand signs creating something quite odd.

There were two clones dead on the floor making the whole class laugh and cry like Coyotes. Depressed by his jutsu, Naruto put his head down in shame while the entire class kept chuckling at him minus two people, Sasuke and Sakura.

He ended up having Sakura defend him. "Cut it out, that's not funny!" she hissed.

"Oh yeah? what you gonna do about it demon forehead!"

"Yeah demon! What you did was a fluke!"

This time Sakura was the one down in the dumps making Naruto cringe. "You guys shut the fuck up and leave Sakura alone!"

"Whatever, dork."

oOOo

It was a day after Sakura reserved her head band and was now stuck in her house figuring out what to wear. She liked the red dress which was what she has on now, but something hidden in the corner of her mind was nagging the girl to death. It wanted her to get something else that screamed get out of my way, I'm deadly!

A light bulb went off atop her head and she got busy digging in the closet coming out with some new clothes. (It's the Shippuden clothes, except it's black. I can't think up nothing good, sorry..) Finished with her daily routines, said girl slid down stairs on the rail and entered the kitchen finding a very large rectangular box on the table.

Thinking it wasn't for her, she asked anyways, "Ma, is this for me?" She shouted.

"Yeah dear, it's a present for becoming a genin yesterday."

"Sweet!" and began tearing the paper like scissors.

Green eyes widen in awe at the gift her mother has purchased in delight, it was a katana with sakura petals on it and golden eyes belonging to a fox. Sakura got teary eyed and ran into the kitchen, hugged her mother and kissed the woman good bye. With her new toy strapped to her back, this was a start of a new adventure indeed.

That's until someone annoying arrives.

"Hiya Sakura chan!" he greeted. "Cool sword!"

"I know, isn't it neat? my mother gave this to me as a gift for my achievements yesterday."

"Me too. I mean well, Iruka sensei treated me to ramen after I sent Mizuki to jail after he tricked me into stealing a forbidden scroll."

"Really? So that was went on last night.." she trailed recalling loud screams erupting through Konoha the previous night.

The two continued walking towards the academy and went inside ready for all the whiny fan girls who ogle Sasuke all the damn time. He was sitting by his self, as usual with his hands folded near his chin. Steamed as to why the fan girls swoon over him, Naruto wanted an answer.

"How come they always want the teme? Naruto whispered with his hand over his face.

"I don't know. Maybe you need to act aloof and mysterious like him."

"Really? Hmm, not a bad idea.." he mumbled.

Sakura watched said whiskered boy leave her side and sit near Hinata, who was shell shocked by his advancement. She began blushing crimson like a tomato and fainted passing out on the table. When Naruto finally noticed it, he shrugged and began talking to Kiba adding an extra amount of volume in the class.

Still not seated yet, Sakura smirked and was going to conduct and experiment.

Does an Uchiha love? Perhaps he does..

o00o

Everyone was silent when something unthinkable happened, there she was up on him like a mouse stuck on a gooey peanut butter infected mouse trap. She kept a stern look on her face trying to psyche the Uchiha out by squatting near him with a death glare shooting at his face. He fired back with one of his one, which failed.

Then suddenly, something marvelous to us SakuSasu fans happened which the others detest; some fool pushed her with his elbow causing the girl to lose her balance and smash her lips against her. The couple smooched for a while letting out some smacking noises that made all his fan girls holw in annoyance and Sakura's fan boys hoot and whistle.

Sakura opened her green orbs and smirked in her mind, the Uchiha was enjoying it. He leaned in a little closer closing the gap between him with his own onyx eyes closed unaware that everyone was watching. When the kiss was done, well, canceled by Iruka, Sakura left his side and went near Hinata and started giggling.

Sasuke had a scowl on his face and ignored the girls laughter and continued listening in on Iruka's team mate formation. Everything sounded boring to him until he heard that kiss stealing thief's name being called, then Naruto's, last but not least, his. He 'dohed' at the results which no one heard, thank kami to that, and began a conversation with his inner.

'I can't believe that Haruno girl stole my first kiss.'

'I know right? Well at least it wasn't a guy.'

'Thank god for that.'

'Anyways, that's the right candidate for breeding, I recommend her.'

'Shut up.'

The day advanced forward after lunch and everyone leaving to their right assigned rooms with their teachers except team seven. Everyone had something to do, even Naruto. He was playing with a gameboy, Sakura was fiddling with a deck of cards while Sasuke was reading a specific book. It wasn't just any book, it was a very special volume of the mating game.

Said mating game began with two players, a girl and a boy. The courtship begins either way with the boy chasing the girl, or the girl chasing the boy. Just in luck, Sasuke figured out what she did, it was like a game of cat versus mouse, and the mouse was wining!

He was suppose to chase her, not the other way around.

Sasuke kept reading coming to some conclusions on how to get a girl, hell, even thousands of girls. Since he dind't want a reputation of being a player surfing around the village, he need to lay low a while. Search around for an Uchiha bride was not easy, the girls are suppose to be strong, loyal, brave, smart, have a huge supply of chakra, and..

have a nice ass.

A pervert in the making, he watched closely behind the book peeking at Sakura's bum while she was bending over picking up some cards she dropped earlier. Noticing Naruto was also watching by the watery grinning look on his face, he sent a death glare at the boy sending him off course. Happy with what he did, Sasuke continued reading.

oOOo

"Ugh, what's taking so long?" she moaned while almost falling off her seat.

"I don't know, he's gonna get punished!" announced a sneaky Naruto.

Sasuke and Sakura watched the boy make his way over to the door with an eraser in his hands and stood on his tippy toes placing it on the top of the half open door. Waiting patiently, he heard foot steps and ran like hell getting away from the scene of the crime and the mystery teacher got smacked in the head with the eraser.

"Bwagagaga, you got rick rolled." he pointed at the surprised teacher.

"Tee hee.." Sakura giggled with her hands over her mouth.

"Stupid losers, that was a clone." said Sasuke in annoyance.

"Huh?" they both repeated in confusion.

The two pranksters sweat dropped as they witnessed a puff of smoke take up the area that their sensei was originally standing on. Naruto ran up to the site and started mumbling stuff while Sakura watched a note fall from the sky. It slowly did cart wheels in the air, going through a few more loops and landed in Sakura's cupped hands.

"Sasuke, come see this."

He obliged and strolled over to the girl with his hands in his pockets. Sakura handed him the note and he read it carefully then crumbled it up tossing the ball of paper away hitting Naruto in the head causing the boy to fall down from the impact.

"Looks like Kakashi is on a mission."

"I wonder who our sensei would be now?"

end of chapter one

A/n: Yay, I finished the first chapter. How was it? Stupid, garbage, unless? I NEED TO KNOW! T_T No really, in order for this to continue, I need some feedback, not a lot, just some. To answer some peoples questions, yes the original story line is going to be changed a little. How can it be original and unique if there's not a few fixes in it? Anyways, read and review if you want to see more. Bye.