Do It Yourself

Disclaimer: I own no rights to DragonBall Z or its characters. However, TRF (based on an author) is a mixture of my imagination so I do own the rights to her.

"Why do I get all the insane 'I-love-you-so-much-I'll-kill-for-you' fans?" Trunks asked himself as he flew from Japan to USA (A/N: Damn he's fast!)

"Really? Aw, that sucks. Ok then, are you sure you'll be alright? Good, I'll talk to you tomorrow then. Yeah, bye." A 15 year old girl with stomach-length black hair said, before hanging up the phone.

"Here goes nothing." Trunks took as deep breath as he approached the light blue, one story house with a one-car garage. He crashed through the window he hoped was the girl's.

"Eeep! Holy shit, do you have a gun? I'm warning you, I have a brown belt in Taekwondo and fucking hell you look like Trunks!" TRF said in one breath, her green eyes displaying a mixture of fear and confusion.

"I am Trunks and I need a favour." Trunks asked, dusting himself down.

"Yeah right, and I'm a big ginger cat that can talk, has three legs and no nose. Hey, I just described Krillin!" TRF stated, pleased with herself.

"Yeah." Trunks said, blinking in confusion. "Now, back to that favour."

"Trunks wants to ask me a favour! Wow! I'm in heaven!" TRF said, resting her head against a Trunks poster clad wall.

"Well, I'm busy so I need you to go to the DragonBall Z world to make sure my parents conceive me." Trunks explained.

"Why? Where you going? Why me?" TRF asked.

"I'm going to a 'Lilac Hair Convention' to help me with my unstability caused by my hair."

"But your hair is so pretty!" TRF said, stroking Trunks' hair.

"Anyway." Trunks said, pulling his hair from TRF's grip. "I chose you because you're the most obsessed me fan around and I can't have Vegeta fans or Goku fans running around, forgetting why they're there."

"I see." TRF mused this over. "Ok, I'll do it! If it means you becoming sane and stable enough to marry me, then I'll do it Trunks-Chan!"

"I'm never going to marry you, you know that right?" Trunks asked.

"That's what they all say, Trunksy. That's what they all say." TRF said.

"One question; what does 'TRF' stand for?" Trunks asked.

"Why you silly Saiyan you! 'Trunks' Real Fan' of course! Now are we going or what?" TRF said, beginning to walk out of the door.

"Why was I born so damn hott?" Trunks asked, picking up TRF and flying out of the window.