Disclaimer: I don't own any of these wonderful characters! They're Rick's!

It was uncomfortable, really uncomfortable. I mean, you try fitting 11 demigods into one cramped SUV. Sure it was a tight fit but most of them would have taken that any day over having to listen to Percy…

"Yes! Bowling finally!" Percy screamed.

"Do you really like bowling that much?" Annabeth looked at her boyfriend, worried, but then again who isn't worried for Percy's sanity?

"Of course I do! And it's like a quintuplet date plus poor, lonely Bobby!"

"Hey! I'm too awesome to have a girlfriend! There's not enough Bobby to go around!" Bobby yelled from the back of the SUV.

"Percy, that doesn't make sense…" Annabeth said after hearing his quintuplet idea.

"Sure it does, look, there are five couples here! I can count!" Percy protested, slightly offended.

"Really 'cause sometimes I doubt even that," Annabeth muttered under her breath.

"What? Really, Annabeth? I can count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10-"

"You forgot 9 Percy. You forgot 9. Really?"

"Yeah…I did. But that's because 7 ate 9! Get it? Right, Annabeth? Pretty clever for a seaweed brain!" Percy pretty much glowed with pride. That was until Annabeth decided to squash that.

"Not funny, Percy, extremely stupid maybe, but not funny."

"Mean Annabeth! You're a M-E-A-N-I-E! How about that, wise girl?" Percy asked, now acting even more like a child.

"Whatever kelp head, now back to the original topic. How the Hades is this a, and I quote, "quintuplet date". You do know what a quintuplet is, right? Quintuplets are when a women has 5 babies."

"Annabeth, Annabeth," Percy clicked his tongue like he was scolding a child. Yeah like he was the smart one, "5 couples, and don't forget poor single Bobby, you and me, Leo and Piper, Frank and Hazel, Dakota and Gwen, and, Jason and Reyna," this last bit Percy whispered so he wouldn't get skewered with a knife, however, fortune definitely was not on his side.

"What?!" an angry voice called from the front seat of the car.

"No-nothing…heh, heh," Percy scratched the back of his neck casually. Call him a wimp or a coward, but if Reyna were giving you her, oh-so-famous-death-glare, then you would cower to.

Reyna's eyes bored into him like they were trying to cut him in half, and he had a scary suspicion she really did, "That's what I thought, Jackson," she said before turning back towards the front. However, no one failed to notice the slight blush on her cheeks.

"Oh…Percy, you shame me," Annabeth sighed, "Really. Next thing you know you're in Hades' realm."

"What? That doesn't-OH! I get it!" Percy nodded, finally understanding.

"Like that's a big accomplishment. I even figured that out," Bobby said sarcastically.

"Yeah and Bobby sucks at detecting sarcasm," Dakota supplied.

"Hey! That was the time you guys, my so-called friends, were supposed to say, 'No, Bobby! You're not! Stop being so hard on yourself! We love you!"

"Pft. Like that was gonna happen, keep dreaming Bobby," Jason laughed. Suddenly the car screeched to a stop.

"Aw, shit. We're out of gas," Gwen growled, "Fucking car."

"Language!" Bobby screamed suddenly.

"You're one to talk," Dakota said pointedly.

"All of you are one to talk! Speaking of talk…I LOVE to talk! I'm talking right now! Did you know that? I absolutely CAN'T WAIT TO BOWL!" Percy squealed.

"What the Pluto do we do?" Jason started panicking, "I mean I told you we needed to refill! Now look at the mess we're in!"

"Calm down, Cinderella (AN: Original, no. Useful, hell yes!)," Reyna said sarcastically. This earned a bunch of snickers all around the car.

"Watch it girlie!" Leo smirked at Jason.

"Yeah! Don't get your panties in a twist!" Annabeth added.

Piper, not wanting to be left out nodded, "We don't need some damsel in distress right now."

"Agreed! Because I'm certainly not gonna be your Prince Charming!" Percy laughed.

Jason, who was bright red by now, desperately tried to change the topic, "Very funny. How-how about we wake up Hazel and Frank and push this car off the road." Everyone in the car looked over at the sleeping couple.

"Aw! They are so cute!" Piper squealed, earning some concerned looks, "What?"

Leo coughed, "Nothing."

Percy, obviously not understanding said, "He means you're acting like Aphrodite!"

"Really Percy? The point was to be subtle and not tell!" Leo exclaimed.

"Oh shut up, guys. You have to agree they're adorable!"

"I guess they're pretty cute," this came from the person they least suspected to cave in, Reyna. This "WTF" moment led to all sorts of worried questions.

"Oh gods Reyna, are you feeling ok?"

"You aren't fucking sick are you?" (AN: Guess who that is. Yep, Gwen and her cursing problem.)

"Let me feel your forehead."

"Maybe you should sit this one out."

"What's your temperature?"

"Is this the signal for the end of the world?" Bobby yelled, terrified.

"It is! I can't believe the world is ending! I have so many things left to do! No, no, no, no, no. The world can't be ending! I'm Poseidon's son I command you not to end!" Percy added.

"She might have caught that rare fever that's been going around…"

"Ew! Don't get near me! You might be contagious!" Leo shrieked. Everyone's heads turned towards Leo, "What? I don't know about you, but I certainty can't afford to get sick! I'm much to handsome, the world will miss me!" Piper smacked the back of his head, "Hey! That's precious material! Watch it!"

"Guys I'm FINE! Calm the Jupiter down!" Reyna snapped, clearly annoyed.

"And she's back…" Jason, helpfully, noted, "Ow! No need to hit Rey!" this granted him yet another smack.

"Of course she is! Did you know-" Percy said before he was rudely cut off.

"Let's get back to the original matter…" Annabeth decided it was time to change topics. She shook both Hazel and Frank's shoulder lightly.

"Monster!" Frank screamed, this probably woke Hazel up more that the shoulder-shake.

Leo jumped up about ten feet, hitting his head on the roof, "Shit Frank!"

"Clean your mouth out!" Hazel protested, "I'm the youngest one here!"

"Yeah man, Gwen isn't the only one with cursing issues," Bobby agreed.

Gwen decided to ignore that last comment, "That's what you get for hanging out with us gods damn 15 and 16 year olds, we have fucking is-su-es," she sighed, getting out of the car in order to push it to the side of the road.