"P-partner… Is that?.. Is that who I think it is?"

Said the panicking Yosuke, tripping and landing on his bum, just seconds after a certain silverette appeared from the darkness donning yellow eyes. It wasn't only him that expressed their surprise though, judging by the amounts of jaws that hit the floor. If the shadow was anything like the original, they're about to get in deep trouble.

Then, swag happened.

The two Narukamis duked it out in what Teddie might call the "dance-off of the century". Both were unrelenting, shredding their shoes, dancing along horrible engrish lyrics.

Not one of the investigation team knew what was happening, and next thing they knew, all women sat on the two pimp-lords laps. Then they high-fived. A crush of a card was then heard.

"Ziodyne!"

Needless to say, it was the oddest dungeon run they've ever done.

It was after this event,that it had become know that the silverette was ,truly, the greatest enigma to have existed in their lives. Naoto confirms.

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Author's Notes: This horrible one-shot was brought to you by itchy fingers and a huge bucket of boredom. I'm not sure if one could ever get entertainment out of this, though I might take the concept and do something similar in the future.