"I'm sooooo bored!" sighed Bully Koopa as he threw a rock against the castle's stone wall.

"Ummm... well you see... WE ALL ARE!" screamed Marie as she sat on King Koopa's throne. The infamous King Koopa had to wreak havoc outside of his homeland, leaving his 7 children, Marie, and Rose behind. The reason that Marie and Rose were there was because they spent so much time there, King Koopa was kind enough ( only kind to them) to give them rooms in his castle to let them live there.

"So, what do you want to do?" asked Kootie Pie making her way over to Marie and Rose. She just LOVED to annoy them as much as she loved make-up and shopping.

"Don't bother us Kootie Pie! Just go away! Marie and I are trying to come up with something so SHUT UP!" said Rose, angry that she was put off her track of mind. She was just in the point of her daydream where she and Kooky were about to kiss after going out on a most romantic dinner date.

"Everyone come quick I have the machine that will make our day... UNBORING! (Insert maniacal laugh)" said Kooky coming out of his laboratory, all sweaty and excited. Marie almost burst out in laughter at the thought of Rose wanting to kiss him, but received a slap from behind the head by her.

"I wonder what it's going to be this time Hop?" asked Hip one of the twins as he carrying the other on his back, clearly out of breath because he was smaller.

"I don't know Hip. Move faster would ya? A bet is a bet and it needs to be carried out to its fullest extent! MUSH!" said Hop pushing Hip to move faster through the crowd of curious Koopas, and the 2 girls.

"I give you the ... FUN MACHINE!" said Kooky as they arrived into the poorly lit lab. He indicated to a somewhat poorly put together- looking machine... or was it a machine? What do you think? (Mysterious Reader turns to audience... FOURTH WALL BREAKER! : ))

"Not one of your finest works..." started Bigmouth.

"It's certainly unique...?" said Cheatsy.

"I'm sorry Kooky, but that looks like poop!" said Marie receiving several giggles from around the room.

"You won't be saying that when you see how it runs!" said Kooky frustrated as he flipped a large switch on the side of the machine making it emit smoke, and other substances not described.

"IT'S GONNA BLOW!" screamed Rose as she grabbed Marie and ducked behind a table. All of the other Koopalings scrambled for spots as the FUN MACHINEā„¢ began to rattle and shake violently. At last the explosion happened, as loud as a rocket, leaving it in large pieces and black smoke covering everything, and everyone in the room.

"Never again, NEVER AGAIN, will I go to see your inventions Kooky Von Koopa!" screamed Marie. Rose fainted, probably from hearing Marie give such verbal abuse to Kooky. Marie ended up having to drag her out of the lab to go get her cleaned.

"See the effect you have on girls Kooky! You can make them FAINT!" said Bully slightly jealous as he led the other Koopalings to go get clean.

"Rose! Wake up!" said Marie in the girls bathroom as she handed her a washcloth to clean her face.

"What happened?" asked Rose scrubbing her face clean of the black smoke.

"You fainted, and I don't know why!" said Marie ready to leave. "Come on! I just had an idea for something we could do!"

"Okay, okay. I'll meet you down there..." said Rose still trying to remember why she had fainted.

Back on the main floor, Marie and the Koopalings were ecstatic about the new idea Marie had given them, and when Rose entered the room, everyone couldn't help but be silent.

"Rose, we are going to conduct our first ever... KOOPALINGS PRANK WAR! The two main teams are Team Kooky whose color will be blue. And Team Bully, whose color will be red! When a person decides their team they will each get a wand, and a shirt." As if on cue two tables were on the far wall. One had blue t- shirts and wands with blue tips, the other table had the same thing but with the color of red.

"Now let's pick the teams! Captains, go to your tables." said Marie.

Bully got to pick first, "I want Marie on my team!" he shouted as she walked up relieved to get a red shirt and wand.

Kooky was up next, "I want Rose!" he said hurriedly. She seemed to still be in her daydream, because she blushed when her name was called.

The choosing went on and on and by the end, Kooky had Rose, Hip, and Hop since they refused to be separated. Bully had Marie, Cheatsy, and Bigmouth. Kootie Pie had refused to play, so she went up in her room to look at magazines.

"LET THE WAR BEGIN!" shouted Rose as the teams took to different sides of the castle.