Chapter 1: New kids
Today was like any other for Hank, another fight and another report to the vice principle, just another day at the Nevadan Academy. But today, there were two new students for the second quarter, Sanford and Deimos Jones. The two of them surprisingly already went to detention with Hank."What are you two in here for?"
Sanford answered, "Deimos threw a fire cracker in the teacher's lounge."
"Yeah and we can make anybody fear us when we want to!" Deimos retorted
Sanford asked "What about you?"
Hank said, "I beat the shit out of one of the bullies who couldn't stop annoying me and wouldn't let anybody else dance to the song that was playing on his killer boom box."
"... Never mind!" Deimos responded after hearing what Hank has done.
Soon, the detention advisor came in wearing, Clown Makeup? Whatever, anyway he was holding a mug of hot tea. Deimos snuck around and put in a knockout drug. Then the teacher started calling roll.
"Hank Wimbleton"
"Here"
"Sanford Williams"
"Here"
"Deimos Jones"
"I'm not here!"
"Okay then, Deimos absent, must go to Saturday school and do campus beautification."
"I-I take it back," Deimos replied. The teacher sat down and started introducing himself.
"And you will call me Mr. Tricky; I am your detention advisor. We seem to be missing some students but no matter, let's teach you three a lesson about what you have done wrong." Tricky then reached under his desk and pulled out a stop sign and started chasing the three students. The chase went on for about half an hour.
"Why is he chasing us?" Sanford asked.
"I hit him with a stop sign last year and now he is obsessed with that sign. Hank told him.
"Why is everybody here so goddamn crazy!" Deimos yelled.
Soon Tricky got tired and drank some of his tea but quickly passed out.
Deimos got excited because Mr. Tricky fell for the trap, "Yes! He took the drug!"
"YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP THESE PRANKS!" Sanford yelled at deimos.
"Do you just follow him?" Hank wondered.
"Yeah pretty much" Sanford just said
"Why?" Hank asked.
"I don't know," Sanford merely retorted.
Fifteen minutes went on and the three students started talking about Deimos' and Sanford's previous schools. However Deimos, being his prankster self, kept writing derogatory things on Mr. Tricky's desk.
"Christ Deimos, will you ever give it a rest."
"Well some of us need some fun."
"Anyway," Hank interrupted. "Where are you from?"
"We're from Hinderson Highschool." Deimos answered.
"Well, I am Australian." Sanford said
"G'day Mate!" Deimos joked
"God damn it Deimos." Sanford coldly replied.
"I personally thought that you were British," Hank stated.
"Everybody does," Sanford said disappointedly.
"Hey guys, Mr. Tricky is waking up, act disciplined!" Hank informed.
Mr. Tricky woke up and put away his stop sign, wondered where his tea went, stood up and said, "Alright, we just have three more minutes until the bell rings."3 minutes later… the bell rang and all three left the classroom. Hank, Sanford, and Deimos all left the classroom but Deimos left something underneath his desk, a stink bomb. After class they only heard a scream coming from Mr. Tricky. All they heard was a loud scream from the detention room.
"Oi Deimos, do you think you overdid it this time."
"Not at all in fact, I would've used more concoctions on the teachers' lounge if you didn't get noticed."
"You still can't make it through this school without my help" Hank interrupted again.
"So should we meet at the orphanage?" Deimos asked
"Sure," Hank answered.
