"Hello, and welcome to Bachelor Pad!" said the host, "I'm Nick Fury, and I'm your host. This season, twelve slutty, sad ass, desperate- oh sorry, that's not in the script. Twelve wonderful people who are looking for love or just a hell of a good time, are competing for the title of the next Bachelor Pad couple! Let's check out the guests."

"Firstly, we have Anthony 'Tony' Stark. He's an inventor from Malibu, and don't take this the dirty way, but he 'doesn't like to be handed things.'

Next, we have Bruce Banner, who is a doctor and scientist, specializing in Gamma Radiation Signatures, and look out in the bedroom, contestants, cause 'you wouldn't like him when he's angry.'

After Bruce, we have Steve Rogers. He's a soldier in the U.S. Army, and he 'understood that reference.'

Then, we have Clint Barton, who's an Olympic athlete in archery, so you can't go wrong with this one, cause he 'always hits the bullseye.'

Up after Clint is Thor Odinson, who is a historian for old Norse mythology, and he 'loves Poptarts and Midgardian coffee.' Fortunately, we've got lots of coffee and Poptarts here in paradise, but judging by those muscles, that's not the only sugar he'll get!

After Thor, we have Loki Laufeyson, who is a professor of Ancient Literature. He, 'Does what he wants- and that may mean one (or all!) of you, contestants!'

Next, we have our fiery redhead, Natasha Romanoff. She is a famous martial artist, so let that be a heads up as to how far she can 'bend'- she 'has a very specific skill set.' Yeah. We'll leave that one up to your imagination.

After Tasha comes the bombshell brunette, Sif. She is a professional fencer, and knows how to 'handle a sword.'

Then, Maria Hill. She is a businesswoman in human resources in one of the most well-known businesses in Washington, D.C., and let's just say, you wouldn't want to double cross this hard-hitter.

Jane Foster is next, who is a passionate Astrophysicist from New Mexico. She is determined, kind-hearted, and when she wants something, she won't give up without a fight!

Next we have Darcy Lewis, who is a political advisor. She likes to crack jokes, and is always looking for a good time so you better be willing to have fun with this one!

Last, but far from least, we've got Pepper Potts. She's the C.E.O. of a successful technology company, and she really knows her stuff. Give her a whirl, cause she's willing to 'try everything!'"

Everyone began to settle on the island, meeting each other and unpacking/getting their rooms for the first time.

Pepper and Natasha walked in to the room they were assigned.

"Well. Guess we're roommates," Natasha said, smirking. Pepper smiled. "Yeah. I'm Pepper." "Natasha Romanoff." Pepper took the bed by the window, and Nat got the one closest to the door. "Just to let you know, Pepper," Natasha said, "I'm notorious for… rocking the bed a lot."

Pepper's eyes widened. "Ah. Okay, that's… I don't mind… I've got, um… headphones…" Natasha laughed. "Or, you could be out at somebody's place! Never know. You haven't met the rest yet." Pepper blushed.

Tony and Clint got a room together, and there was a bunk bed. "Great," Clint commented, "We get the shit room." Tony shrugged. "We'll just go over to the other's place, know what I'm sayin'?" Clint grinned. "Barton. Clint Barton." "Tony Stark." Clint immediately called top bunk.

Steve and Thor got a room together, and so did Maria and Sif.

"So… you're my roommate?" Bruce asked, looking to Loki. Loki nodded. "Just so you know," Loki said, "I sleep naked." Bruce shrugged. "If I have a nightmare, I freak out." Loki nodded. "Well. We shall make fine roommates."

Out in the main room, Fury called everyone. "Everyone! Mothafuckers, assemble! Get out here!"

They all filed out, checking each other out for the first time. Some people had their eyes on someone else immediately, for some people it was love at first sight, and some…well, for some it was lust at first sight.

"Alright, everyone. Have a great motherfucking holiday in paradise, and mingle!"

Now it's time for you to decide who likes who for the first night. Any ship involving our lovely contestants is fair game- gay, straight, anything. So leave a review, and the fun continues… long into the night ;)