Hey all! Trying a new group to write about, as you can tell! Since they have no definite set story, I'm free to write whatever I want here! This should be interesting! Mwahaha!

Anyway, basic story here is Kiyama and Gakupo are wandering the streets in the United States, where they're a thing only a few people really know about, and they try to find a way to fit in! It'll be interesting, considering their truly unique personalities and a continued connection to the internet!

Anyway, on with the show!

Disclaimer- I own nothing here, save bragging writes and have no monetary income due to this!

Chapter 1

"We're not gay."

"Speak for yourself. I love everyone."

"Shut up, Gakupo-san."

"Kiyoteru-sensei, has anyone told you how cute you are when you pout?"

Kiyoteru Hiyama nearly cried as he nearly begged the woman behind the counter to stop flirting and just get the damned coffee. Kamui Gakupo just leaned against the counter and watched the people pass, the hairstyles and colors in America was really something to him, who had only really seen people through the little cameras attached to their computers. Ninety nine percent of the people he had seen were Japanese, had black or bleached blonde hair. His eyes widened as he noticed a girl walk by with naturally red hair, and a very small bikini top on. Americans were so less reserved than the girls he had seen before. He grinned, looking over his shoulder. "What's next on the list?"

"We have a basic income of six thousand dollars a month, which isn't really much for two guys in New York."

"Let's move to Columbus, then." Gakupo spurted thoughtlessly, watching the shorts of the redhead as she chatted with her friends in front of the shop.

"Ohio? Do you really think you'd be able to live there? The women there are known for being a bit more... homely than the ones in New York." He raised his eyebrow, watching for a response from the 6'4" man beside him, his long black hair flowing in the air from the closing shop door. His eyes turned to the man beside him, 5'11", his hair a lighter shade of black, seeming brown in bright lights. Gakupo hadn't been happy that his hair wasn't purple, but the president of the company that had created the bodies had explained that people didn't have naturally purple hair, and they could only be created to look natural. He'd considered bleaching and dying it to get it to an acceptable color, but the instant the companies' women had seen him he knew he was perfect the way he was.

Kiyoteru, on the other hand, was quite normal looking, he could be beautiful if he'd stopped looking so serious. Gakupo rolled his eyes as Kiyoteru finally handed the woman a twenty and she handed him the news paper before going to pour the coffees.

"I wouldn't be against it, though." Kiyoteru looked over to see Gakupo's eyes glaze at the new young man to wander in. "Uh, were you serious?"

"Yep."

"You didn't ask which part..."

"Didn't have to." Gakupo grinned, his bright blue eyes shining in the midday sun and Kiyoteru frowned, blushing and swallowing hard at the situation that had found him. If his eyes hadn't been blue he wouldn't have been him at all. He sighed and turned towards a table in the back of the shop, frowning at his situation.

"If you want to move to Columbus, this newspaper was a waste..." He frowned, looking at the paper. He'd noticed they didn't have the recycling bins for paper here, and wasn't exactly sure what to do with it now. He was slightly relieved, slightly worried when Gakupo grabbed it from his hand and sat, blowing on the coffee lightly after pouring in sugar and creamer. Kiyoteru frowned, blowing his as it was. "I feel I should ask, Why Columbus?" He murmured, trying not to draw too much attention from the other people in the coffee shop, but with Gakupo on the other end of the table, his long legs crossed before him, his skin tight jeans and black combat boots and flowing purple shirt, winking at every few women that passed him by, it was a lost cause.

"I have a feeling the more quiet the place the better the catches." His eyes shone as he looked over, seeing Kiyoteru sigh, knowing it was pointless to try and change his mind. "We're going to go to Columbus Ohio so you can pick up ugly chicks." He frowned, squinting his nose at the situation. He looked into the newspaper's section that Gakupo was currently folding and concentrated, his mind falling blank before he noticed a few things.

The internet was full of people from Columbus, and not all of them were disgusting. He saw a lot of reviews for nice Japanese restaurants, tea houses, Shinto temples and frowned as the link to the internet was lost. He looked over to see the woman at the counter pick herself up from the floor and at the shattered network adapter entwined between her thin legs. He hadn't even heard it. He frowned, knowing he'd have to be careful when he did that in the future.

Rule one, no one is to know that you're artificially created people.

Rule two, don't get arrested.

Rule three, get a baseball bat for all the girls Gakupo was drawing in.

Kiyoteru frowned as he noticed the throng of young, over hormonal girls gathered, watching him elegantly fold the paper into beautiful roses.

"So, what are you doing later?" One girl, probably younger than sixteen batted her fake lashes and Kiyoteru grinned.

"Don't you have a daughter about her age?" He asked and watched as the women all left.

"That was cruel." Gakupo's eyes shone, directed at him with a fire Kiyoteru could only giggle at. He was surprised to see a blush on Gakupo's cheeks when he looked back up.

"What?"

"You're cute when you're like that." Gakupo looked down at his coffee and Kiyoteru could only sit, trying to decide whether to cry or smile back.

"I feel violated by your thoughts." Is what he settled with.

"You were." Gakupo grinned up at him and stood, chugging the rest of the coffee.

"Are you alright?" Kiyoteru jumped up, seeing the steam come from the cup and Gakupo looked up at him, amused.

"Were you worried about me?" He grinned and Kiyoteru just cursed beneath his breath.

"It's hot coffee. You should have been burned."

"I'm a samurai. If I can deal with the onsens back home, you should know this is nothing to be worried over. But if you're not sure, you can come take a look." Gakupo grinned, watching as Kiyoteru walked past him.

"You noticed that the bus leaves in half an hour. Let's go."

"Hai, Sensei!" Gakupo jumped up and followed closely.

The buss they ended out taking seemed to take forever, but they got there without Gakupo molesting anyone, but just barely. Kiyoteru gritted his teeth as he ripped the glasses from his face, turning as they took the last step from the buss.

"Should I have you sent back for repairs? Do you have some form of horrible imbalance?"

"Your eyes turned red." Gakupo's shining blue eyes watched in amusement. "Nothing bad would have happened."

"You can't have sex with the bus driver WHILE SHE'S DRIVING!"

"She didn't agree." Gakupo crossed his arms, pouting. "Besides, it's only natural to want to try new things I may be programed from a playboy, but in all truth and honesty, you know I've never actually had sex."

Kiyoteru reached up and grasped at his hair, doing his best to keep from reaching out and strangling the other man. "Your eyes are really shiny red. You look like an oni."

"For putting up with you, I think I should!" Kiyoteru loosened his grip, ran his fingers through his hair and sighed, looking up into the others' eyes. "Sorry for losing my temper."

"They're brown again. Like a mood ring." Gakupo just stared, completely missing what he'd been told. Kiyoteru sighed, walking down the roadway.

"I just texted for a taxi. We'll be going to a hotel that's not too far away til we decide what to do with our lives."

This, Gakupo heard. "It's weird, isn't it? We're two thirty-five year old men who have never done anything. We don't have childhood memories, and honestly, now that I've become this, part of me wants to do as much as possible before I die."

"Don't even say that." Kiyoteru frowned. He didn't want to admit to it, but he was terrified of dying. What was worse, he was terrified of living also. What if he made all the wrong choices? What if Samsung decided to push the red button?

He swallowed hard, turning and walking as the taxi pulled up to the curb.

"Come on. Let's go."

The hotel was plush, he actually hadn't been expecting so much. He noticed the twin beds and frowned, wishing they could have been farther apart. He looked out the window, seeing the large buildings and smiled. At least for some god forsaken reason this felt nostalgic. "Let's go get food." He turned to Gakupo, who seemed lost in thought.

"There's a sushi place about three miles north. It seems to be decent."

"Hn..." Kiyoteru nodded and turned, following the taller of the men for once.

They reached the place after about an hour, never bothering to call for another taxi. It was smaller than Gakupo would have expected, but it worked out well all the same. Gakupo was worried. Kiyoteru hadn't said a single word the whole time he had been out. He looked over the menu, his eyes glazed and Gakupo frowned. "Sensei?"

"Hai, Ano, I'll take a shrimp tempura roll and a yakisoba." He murmured as he placed a bottle of aloe juice on the counter. He didn't even hear Gakupo's order, or comment at the extravagant amount the total happened to be.

He sat quietly as Gakupo placed the plate and bowl before him, watching carefully as he laid down his sixth plate.

"It's good." He muttered before looking forwards, noticing that they were at the largest table there and the whole thing was full.

"How much do you think you can eat?" Kiyoteru looked up and watched as Gakupo shrugged.

"At least one bite of each plate, I'm hoping."

"You weren't joking about trying everything, were you?"

"Nope." Gakupo grinned as he broke apart the chopsticks and watched surprised as Kiyoteru smiled, shaking his head.

"Me too. One bite of each." He grinned and Gakupo let out the breath he wasn't aware he'd been holding.

He did his best to hide the relief he felt when Kiyoteru took his first bite of Sashimi.

Hope you like! This is going to be an interesting story, I'm hoping.

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Till next time,

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