a/n~ I hope you guys enjoy it sorry its small I am recently new at this so bear with me.
I have to make it better anyways
~me
urahara
Anyways you can figure the rest out.
ichigo: what has my life come to...*he said reading one of rukias fanfics about ichigo and an espada yaoi.
~Ichigo... how can you say that when you and grimmjow are together?
. . .
hollow ichigo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *maniac laughter*
~Don't laugh at him. Your...the one who tied him up and raped him.
…
~and if i remeber correctly when ichigo left his inner world you said you loved him...
-STAB!STAB!STAB!STAB!STAB!-
~"ouch." *bleeds*
ichigo: stop picking on her!
Rukia: I am beyond confused right now *looks at crystal who isn't even in bleach...*
Crystal: that's mean Rukia. im in the thirteen court gaurd squads!
-*silently thinks to himself* My chirldren are so adorable...
_TWACK!_
~SMACK~
STAB!
*ichigo, crystal, hollow ichigo all walk away smiling happily...*
-ow...*rubs his abused back and head*
Wow...aizen you got your ass kicked...and in three seconds
*aizen outs in a corner*shutup...
no thank you i just enjooyed watching u get your ass whopped by your kid...
"WERE NOT HIS KIDS!" said ichigo and hichigo..."WAit you said kid." They looked at crystal who was the only one who didn't answer as she played tag with a materialized Kyōka Suigetsu.
Everyone was dead silent...
"you have a kid?" the head captain asked.
"yes she is in kenpachi's division." aizen answered still sulking in a corner while using kido to heal himself.
everyone turned to kenpachi who shrugged. Yachiru took her lollypop out of her mouth "it's true."
"how is she in your division? Without us noticing. She must have had to go to the academy." said captain ukitake.
"nope." Said kenpachi "what do you mean?" said toshiro. "Someone very high up said that she was now in my division so I had no other choice to agree."he said his eyes darting at isshin. Yamamoto and ichigo were the only ones to catch it.
That's very unlike you" Soi fon stated. Sudden child like laughter filled the air and everyone turned to look at yachiru.
"your right ken-chan tried to fight but instead got his ass kicked." No one had ever heard yachiru talk like that. That was when the head captain spoke up. "I understand now Isshin you placed Crystal in kenpachi's division. Am I correct?"
Everyone there besides ichigo looked at the head captain in shock before looking at Isshin. " Judging by your expressions you are unaware of where Isshin comes from. Am I right?"
He received no response from anyone when he looked at ichigo who looked completely bored he just shrugged. " I never told anyone, I don't know about him?" he said jutting a thumb at his father. They looked at Isshin. "and I don't think he told anyone due to the way they are acting…"
Isshin attacked his son only to be kicked in the face repeatedly. Soul society continued to watch as ichigo repeatedly beat the shit out of his father. "damn it how many times do I have to tell you to stop attacking me, you pervert." He said as he stomped on his father's skull causing a crater to appear beneath them. No one knew what to do it."
Crystal and Kyōka Suigetsu walked back over then. Crystal smiled innocently as Kyōka Suigetsu walked over to aizen and smacked him upside the head. " Your one retarded idiot your daughter is more fit to be my master." He said matter-of-factly.
Aizen eye's widened he looked at his zanpacto and saw that he was completely serious. They felt a sudden spike in riatsu and turned to see both ichigo and Isshin with… Hollow masks.
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