Oh, Cameron my friend,

My life, you did try to end.

Why do I defend you?

When you would kill me through and through.

Riley, her skin so sweet,

Cameron, she has no heart beat.

While Riley can love,

Cameron killed an innocent dove.

Riley, I will never forget when we met at school,

The day after Cameron almost turned me ghoul.

With you I can walk through the park,

Cameron, the dogs just bark and bark.

Cameron, 'my' Cam…

Her personality, as exciting as dried ham.

Why, I ask Future John,

Did you send me such a yawn?

Riley, she is the one,

My heart, she has won.

Her thick, flowing, golden hair,

It is as beautiful as a mare,

Riley is a spooky ninja,

I didn't see her steal my hear, did'ya?

Cameron, she has me in her gun sight,

She gives me such a fright.

Riley, to you I am fond,

Together we have an unbreakable bond.

Riley, together we can swim in the sun

In water, Cameron has no fun.

I heard my heart chime,

I jumped forward in time.

Not for you Cameron,

Your heart is barren.

It was for Riley, to save her there,

To bring her back to me here.

Cameron, she put her life in my hand,

Away with you, robot, I do command.

Riley has such natural curves,

Cameron, you just get on my nerves.

Cameron, you are not misunderstood,

You lack all feelings, personhood.

With Riley I had intercourse,

Cameron, this action she did not endorse.

But do I care what thinks the robot?

No, she is just a killer fusspot.

Cameron, she lives to kill,

She has no soul and she never will.