One day at the Daily Planet building in Downtown Metropolis, a transgender Clark Kent was in his office. Kent was typing a story when his phone rang. "Daily Planet, Clark Kent speaking," Kent said when he answered the phone. It was Lexcorp's CEO, Lex Luthor. "Hello, Mr. Kent. I've placed a bomb under STAR LABS. I have the detonator in my office and I will detonate the bomb unless Superman comes to my office," Luthor said. "All right, I'll see if I can send Superman," Kent said, and he hung up the phone. Kent left the Daily Planet building after telling his boss, Perry White, that he was going to investigate a news tip. Kent then went to a secluded area where he changed into Superman.
Some time later, Superman arrived at Luthor's office and was immediately surrounded by men with green kryptonite rings, as well as Luthor himself. "Hello, Superwoman. I see a false statement about the existence of a bomb was enough to draw you here," Luthor said. "First, it's Superman, not Superwoman. Second, What do you want, Luthor?" Superman said. "I intend to teach you to be the woman that the Kryptonian gods intended for you to be. And I'm gonna force my penis up your vagina to do it. But first you're gonna strip down to your brassiere so I can grab your breasts," Luthor said. Superman stripped to a sports bra that had been designed to show his cleavage. Luthor then started grabbing Superman's breasts from behind. "If you think you're gonna 'correct' my gender idenity through sexual assault, Luthor, you're sorely mistaken," Superman said. "If you claim that you're a man, then why do you still have your massive breasts? Or have your gargantuan butt and/or have your hourglass figure? Or wear brassieres?" Luthor said while he was groping Superman. "Invulnerability renders plastic surgery out of the question, not that I would ever want to do it anyway, because I am proud of the size of my breasts and the shape of my body, Luthor," Superman said as Luthor continued to grope Superman.
Sometime later, Superman was at the home of his bisexual cisgender girfriend, fellow Daily Planet reporter Lois Lane. "What happened, Clark? You're a mess," Lane said. "Lex Luthor had me surrounded by goons armed with green kryptonite rings while Luthor himself sexually assaulted me, Lois. Luthor claimed it was to 'correct' my gender identity, saying that the Kryptonian gods intended for me to be a woman," Superman said. "I'm sorry that happened, Clark. Lex Luthor's an idiot if he said that the Kryptonian gods intented for you to be a woman," Lane said, throwing her arms around Superman.
