''Tis the season...
Naruto: so I'm Santa now in your fanfics that you mostly never finish?
Maybe .
Naruto: Ok... Kato doesn't own Tim Allen's Santa Claus or me and the people of konoha!
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T'was the night before Christmas and all throughout Konoha, not a creature was stirring... unless you count a frantic Naruto! Now why is Konoha's number one knuckle headed unpredictable ninja frantic you may ask... first you need to know what happened before this!
Earlier that day
Naruto was finishing wrapping up presents for his friends. A few months ago he had returned to the village with ero-sensei and he had missed his friends, so using his money, he brought all his friends gifts.
As he was finishing wrapping Kakashi-sensei's present, which trust me, he wasn't an easy guy to shop for, Naruto heard a sound coming from above his apartment...
At first he thought it was ANBU, but then remembered that they don't make noise.
"What in the hell was that," the blond questioned before putting on an orange robe, light blue shinobi slippers, and with a yawn went outside to investigate. Little does he know that by doing this will change his life forever.
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Standing outside in the snow, for some reason not thinking that he can climb up the wall with his chakra, Naruto looked up at the roof of the apartment complex he lives in and saw what he thought was a wonder at first, a man dressed in all red with black boots, a sled painted red that had 8 reindeer hooked up to pull it, the man had a brown bag over his shoulder, making the whole image look like Father Christmas himself.
"Hey you!"
Spooked by Naruto's shouting, the man in red slipped... and fell off the roof, landing on the ground a few feet from the orange wearing jinchūriki!
Now that you're caught up... let's return to Naruto and see what happens now!
Naruto stares at the body for a second before screaming out, somehow not alerting the ANBU, "OHHH CRAP I KILLED HIM!!!"
Suddenly the body begins to seemingly deflat, causing Naruto to walk over to the remains, the red jacket, black boots and red Santa hat.
"Ok... someone's playing a prank on me," looking around Naruto chuckles, thinking this is a joke that maybe the ANBU or Konoha 11 was pulling, "ok whoever thinks this is funny, come out!"
When no one came out, Naruto picks up the Santa jacket and noticed a card sticking out of the jacket's pocket. Carefully, thinking this is a trap, he makes a shadow clone and hands the jacket to him, ordering the clone to, "grab the card and read what it says!"
Mumbling, "Boss is cruel," the clone pulls the card out and reads, "'if something were to happen to me, put on my suit and the reindeer will know what to do' what do you think it means boss?"
"I don't know... but ya know... for some reason it doesn't feel like a trap of a prank," Naruto said as he put on the red jacket and jumped up to the sled.
The reindeer begin to look at the jinchūriki before the one closest chuckles out, "so this is the new Santa, I kinda feel bad for the villagers of Konoha..."
Naruto stares at the talking reindeer as they talked among themselves before shouting, "you can talk!?"
The reindeer on the left in the front of the rows of two laughed out, "well yeah! We're Santa's summon Reindeer, Naruto Uzumaki, did you think Santa just used normal reindeer?"
Sweatdropping and believing this is now a dream, Naruto said, "Guess I should've thought of that... even after seeing talking frogs, a giant fox with nine tails, and being eaten by a snake almost six times my size..."
"Well, get in the sled dobe," the reindeer next to the first reindeer that spoke said, making Naruto growl out, "shut up Sasuke-teme!"
"My name's Blitzen, you dobe," Blitzen shouted in rage.
"Fine Blitzen-teme," smirks Naruto, "so why do I have to get in the sled?"
"So you can finish the old Santa's job, Naruto-kun," Vixen, a female reindeer spoke up.
"Sounds fun... ok!" And with that he hopped in the sled, then blushes, "how do I make you guys go?"
Laughing at the their boss's replacement, Dasher, the leader of the reindeer summons, looked at the blond, saying, "there's a summon scroll under the seat, our summons scroll is special because no matter if you have summons or not, you can sign it, so sign it and then call out our names."
Signing the scroll in his blood, the teen jinchūriki then grabbed the rope the controls the reindeer and began to shout, "on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On Comet, on Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen-teme!"
With only Blitzen upset about his name, the reindeer begin to pull and lead the sled into the sky and pulls Naruto to their next destination!
"WOAH!!! This is AWESOME!!!!"
The reindeer chuckle/giggle at the new Santa's excitement before landing them on the roof of someone's house.
Jumping out of the sled, Naruto grabs the bag and looks at Dasher, "now what?"
"Do the handsign Ram then say 'Chimney no jutsu' that will get you in the house," the reindeer said and watched as the blond Santa used the jutsu and vanished.
With Naruto
Naruto could only explain how he felt as he basically was pushed through the roof of the house into the living room in one word, Weird. He knows as a ninja, he could do basically anything but to fade through the floor in seconds and appearing in the living room of a strangers house made him think that maybe Santa was the greatest ninja in the world.
Noticing a plate of cookies and a cup of milk set out, he walks over and picks up a cookie. As he began to eat the cookie, he noticed a letter with a chibi drawing of Konohamaru.
"This must be konohamaru's house..." Naruto mused and picked up the letter and began to read it.
Dear Santa Claus,
Most of the people from my graduation class told me you aren't real. But that time 2 years ago when you left me a picture of Boss and his Sensei while they were away from the village says otherwise because I never told anyone I wanted to make sure boss was ok!
Anyways... the only thing I want this year is for Boss to teach me how to use his Rasangan! It's so badass and if I'm ever gonna be Hokage I'll need to know a badass jutsu that lord 4th and boss knows!
I know I'm asking for something hard for you to get but if you can, I won't ever ask for anything more because spending time with Boss is like ten years worth of chrismas gifts!
From
Konohamaru
PS: if I get to learn that jutsu, Thanks Santa!
Chuckling, Naruto made a chibi Santa with a peace sign on the letter and wrote above it "Go to the Academy at 10am -Santa" then under the chibi Santa he wrote "thanks for the cookies Konohamaru! They were better than Ichiraku Ramen! -Santa"
After finishing the cookies and drinks the milk, he went back up to the sled and smiles at the reindeer.
"Anymore stops tonight?" He questions the reindeer.
"Nope," Dasher chuckled, before continuing, " just have to go to the North Pole to file the report before taking you home for the year."
Getting in the sled, Naruto nods, "then let's go!"
Half an hour later, at Santa's workshop
Naruto could only look around in wonder as he saw elves walking around, all looking like eight to ten year olds, waving happifully at him.
"Santa, would you like a cookie?" A female elf with green hair and said, blushing.
"Sure, I'd love one," Naruto said before taking a cookie from the elf's plate and eats it.
"W-well?" The elf asked, blushing almost as bad as hinata.
"It's delicious! Did you make them Elf-Chan?" Naruto asked the elf, who eeped and nodded before running off, making Naruto chuckle.
'She's just like Hinata-Chan...'
Naruto went to his new office and saw a elf just as tall as him standing in there.
"Listen Santa," the elf spoke, "well send you back to Konoha and come back to get you before christmas next year, ok?"
"Sure, so I get to deliver presents every year now?" Naruto asked, still believing this to be a dream.
"Yes now we better send you home so you may rest for next year"
The next morning
Waking up with a yawn, Naruto subconsciously got dressed and walked to the Academy.
He got their at 10am and noticed Konohamaru standing there.
"Hey Konohamaru, what's up?"
"Boss! Look what Santa left me," he replied, handing the letter to Naruto, who widen his eyes, remembering last night.
"I... but... wasn't it a dream..." he muttered, causing Konohamaru to look at him.
"What do you mean boss?"
"I dreamt I became Santa last night... but this paper... this is what I gave you as Santa!"
"Boss do you mean... you're Santa!?"
Covering konohamaru's mouth, he said, "don't scream that Kono! And you answer your question... let's teach you the rasangan and find out next year!"
And with that, Naruto and Konohamaru went to a training ground nearby, where all day Naruto helped him learn the jutsu, which Konohamaru learned in only a day.
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How'd you like the story!? I might continue this like how the Tim Allen's Santa Claus movie went but it's all up to you!
Santa and Naruto: MERRY CHRISMAS!
