Skiing
A/N:This was inspired by a hilarious joke my friend Andrew told me. But it was really my friend Erikch (inside joke) that made it into a wrestling joke. He said that Cody, Miz, and DJ were the three gayest wrestlers he'd ever seen (next to Billy, Chuck, and Rico 3), so he put them in the joke. I thought it was funny, though I do like Miz!
Dislcaimer:I do not own the WWE, the joke, my friends Andrew or Erikch (inside joke), or anything else in this story except the plot. Darnit!
Pairing:NONE! *gasp*
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Cody Rhodes, The Miz, and DJ Gabriel walked tiredly through a deserted forest, their bodies aching and minds slipping into and out of sleep. They had been stranded for hours and it was almost night time.
They continued until they founf an old, abandoned barnhouse in a clearing. Inside, they found dust and one mattress.
"Alright guys, we're going to have to share one mattress for the night," Cody said,"I'll sleep on the right side."
"I'll sleep on the left side," DJ said.
"I guess I'll sleep in the middle then," Miz said.
{The next morning}
The three men woke up as happy as can be.
"Wow, I had the best dream last night," Cody started, stretching a bit.
"About what."
"Well, this chick gave me the best hand job I've ever had!"
DJ nodded,"What a coincidence! I had the exact same dream!"
"Hmmm, that weird," Miz said,"I only had a dream that I was skiing."
THE END!
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A/N:LOL! Yeh get it?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
