A/N: HEY!! HEY!!I'm doin a contest deal that looks fun soo yeah!
And the prompt is:
Restrictions:
- It cannot be rated lemon (or M, for those who don't know what 'lemon' is)
- It must be a one shot. (SORRY!!)
- It must have 500-3000 words. (I know, big gap but I wanna give you guys a free reign... Or as free as this will get)
- Every character must speak at least once
- A maximum of two OCs, unless they are minor OCs like cashiers.
Words that must be used:
- Joy
- Bubbles
- Ding-dong
- PIE!!!
- Fooootball (with all the 'o's)
Phrases/Sentences:
- "Stupid piece of retarded crap!"
- "When running is the sole option, you run. When jumping is the sole option, you jump. When fighting is the sole option, you either RUN like heck(I dont swear so I had to change that!), or ya FIGHT!"
- "I'm having one of those girl's days."
- "I NEED CHOCOLATE!!"
MAX POV.
"FAAAAAAAANG!!!!" I screamed for the last fricken time! Let me catch you up Fang being the jerk he is wont get out of the bathroom.
"Jeez! Max, are you having one of those girl days?" He asked. Why I oughtta-
"MAAAAX!!! I NEED CHOCOLATE!!!" Nudge came running into the hallway.
"Hold on!" I said running into the bathroom. "AH! I feel so much better now!" They looked at me weird, What? I have been holding it for a fricken hour and half!!!!!! "As you were saying, Nudge?" I said ignoring their looks.
"Oh yeah...uum... I want chocolate!" She said recovering from the bathroom thing.
"Okay! what type of chocolate?"
"I want chocolate...PIE!!!!!"
"Okay!" I said exitedley What I love chocolate pie!! "Go ask Iggy"
Ding-Dong!
"YES!! The pizza's here!" I heard Gazzy yell from down stairs.
"I'll Get it!!" I screamed. I dont want another gazzy and the pizza guy incident.
_________________________________________FLASHBACK________________________________________________________________
Ding-Dong
"YES!! Pizza!" Gazzy yelled, in my ear I might add. "I got it!" he yelled jumping off the couch. Stupid Iggy this is all his falt I'm stuck here watching-
"FOOOOTBALL!!" Iggy screamed, in my other ear!
"SHUT UP!! Iggy!!" I yelled in his ear.
"Oww...that hurt!" he said rubbing his ear.
"Whatcha gonna do about i-"
"YOU STUPID PEICE OF REtARDED CRAP!!" Gazzy yelled, what is it national yell day. wow i am asamed I thought that.
Me to Max Me too Angel intruded my mind.
I'm sorry I thought back
I got up and went to see what Gazzy was yelling about
"Whatcha gonna do about it?" Gazzy said.
"Oh I'm gonna do what my pappy told me; When running is the sole option, you run. When jumping is the sole option, you jump. When fighting is the sole option, you either RUN like heck, or ya FIGHT!" Pizza dood said.
"So we're gonna fight!" Gazzy said with a bit too much enthusiasm.
"Yeah!" The guy said.
"Dude, your gonna fight a 8 year old. Thats low." I said.
"Oh, Joy. A hot chick!" Oh Joy? WTF? Seriously
"Sexist pig" I said.
"Hey!" He said. "I am no-OH MY GOD BUBBLES!!!" He shrieked and ran away leaving the pizza's behind.
"YESS!!! Free pizza!!!!" Gazzy Screamed.
A/N: I think I got it!! Yes!!
REVIEW!!!!!! Please!!
I wil use my Jedi mind tricks now "You will review this fanfiction. You will do it now."
