A/N: hey guys! Nogobro here! This is my first Fanfic so it may not be great, but I'm open to all criticism you guys might have! Please rate and review but most of all, enjoy the story!

SUPER FULL SMASH HOUSE BROS!

Chapter one: Dedede is done done done

It was a beautiful day in who gives a crap land. And all our favorite heroes were sound asleep in their rooms. Mario was spooning with his beautiful girlfriend Princess Peach. Link was dreaming of rupees and what Ganon was up to. Villager was secretly plotting his satanic uprising. Yes, everyone was in a blissful rest in the smash house. All except for King Dedede, King Dedede was going downstairs to the kitchen. Why you ask? Screw you that's why! (*AHEM!* Sorry, anger issues). Dedede bought some cake yesterday and he'll be dang clobbah'd if he wasn't gonna finish it! "Time for some delicious cake!" Dedede exclaimed excitedly in his ambiguously Texan accent. However, as he opened the fridge Dedede noticed something. Something that made his eyes twitch. Something that made his hands tremble. Something terrible. Something horrible! Something so unbelievably mortifying that the only possible reaction to it was…."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (I was gonna say therapy but hey, that works to).

Everyone had started rushing down to the kitchen when they heard King Dedede's outbreak in fear that he was in danger. "Oh no." Thought Mario as he rushed down the stairs "What is it, Robbers? Murderers? A six-foot Mongolian circus clown named Biggums!?" More and more hor-What?- horrible ideas flashed through his mind the closer he got the kitchen. Sonic was the first to get there, followed by Samus, Megaman, and the rest. "Dedede what's the problem?" Asked a concerned Rosalina "Your aura is completely out of whack." She…continued. Dedede raised his finger and opened his mouth to answer, but stopped when he took one look at Kirby. Kirby's face. Kirby's dirty, cake-covered face. "YOU!" Dedede pointed an accusing finger at Kirby "YOU ATE MAH CAKE!" He yelled at the perfectly plush pink puff. Everyone gasped at him, for no one would dare accuse Kirby of anything. "Dedede what the FUDGE!" Bowser exclaimed. "How could you!" Princess Zelda furiously questioned "You can't just accuse Kirby like that!" However, despite everybody's anger Kirby just looked up at Dedede, gave him his most condescendingly innocent smile and says "Byaou!" It took Bowser, Little Mac, AND Donkey Kong to stop Dedede from killing Kirby.

"All righty then! The 125th smash family meeting will now be held!" Mario declared whenever there was a problem in the house, Mario would call a family meeting to try to sort it out. And it worked! (Mostly). "Dedede, state your case." Announced Luigi. "Kirby ate mah cake, and I wanna cobber' em!" Said Dedede "And do you have proof?" said Luigi "Uh….No..." Said Dedede. "Than hush your face you dang dirty penguin! Yells Luigi "Kirby, what do you have to say?" Kirby looked at all the people watching him, anticipating his answer. Finally, he took a deep breath and said. "Byao!" Everyone was silent…"BULLCRAP!" Exclaimed Dedede and suddenly, the whole house was in uproar! Pacman started eating all the expensive china. Dog started biting peoples feet while Duck poop bombed anyone he could find. Sonic slapped a banana onto the fridge. Until finally, someone had enough. "SILENCE!" Exclaimed a furious Yoshi! "I'm sick of all this pointless arguing!" Yoshi explained in his deep, brooding British accent. "Now everyone sit down and be quiet!" He commanded. "And why must we listen to you?" Zelda childishly questioned. "Because I said so" Yoshi pointed out. "But I don't wanna-SIT!" Yoshi's eyes glowed white and his voice echoed as he cut the bratty princess off and demanded she do what he told her to. Zelda complied. "Now" Began Yoshi "We are all going to settle this matter like the mature adults we are." "I'm thirteen." Ness pointed out. "Shut up." Said Yoshi. "So, what're we gonna do?" asked Link. "I have an idea!" Stated Captain Falcon "You guys go and figure this out while Samus and I suck face!" Samus punched him in the face. "Anyone else have any ideas?" Sighed a tired, depressed Diddy Kong. "I do!" Whooped Donkey Kong "What if we take a Raccoon, put him in a box and ship him to Malaysia!" Everyone stared at Donkey as if he had grown a second head. "Why're you guys staring at my second head?" He asked. "Does anyone know a way we can settle this?!" Cried out Yoshi. "I DO!" Declared a booming, disembodied voice. "What the fu-WHO ARE YOU!" Exclaimed Yoshi, cutting Mario off. His eyes began glowing and wings spouted from his back as he got into a battle stance, ready to protect the house and…most people in it. "I'M THE ANSWER TO YOUR PROBLEM!" Yelled the voice "AND THIS IS HOW YOU'LL SETTLE IT!" "How?" asked King Dedede. "By?" asked Kirby. "YOU WILL SETTLE IT… The voice paused for dramatic affect "IN SMASH!" The voice exclaimed and suddenly, the house disappeared leaving only the floor and a bit of the back and front yards floating in the sky.

Kirby and Dedede were on opposing sides of the arena while everyone else was seated in floating chairs, creating an audience. "W-What's going on?" asked Luigi. "It seems Kirby and King Dedede are going to fight." Lady Palutena stated wisely. "How'd you know that?" asked Zelda "Did you peek into the future your *God* powers" "No I just kinda guessed" She answered. "This looks like it could get intense." Stated Mario "What d'ya think Peachy?" He asked Princess Peach. However, Princess peach didn't answer. She just stared at the ensuing battle nervously. "Peach? You ok?" asked a concerned Mario. "Oh! Y-Yeah…..intense…" peach, kinda answered. "Alright Kirby!" Started Dedede "I didn't wanna hav'ta do this, but it looks like ah'm gonna havta clobbah you!" He declared. "Byaou!" Said Kirby. 3! The fighters readied there battle stances. 2! Dedede brought out his hammer while Kirby put on his game face. 1! GO! Dedede rushed Kirby, trying to smash him with his hammer. Kirby dodged every blow. Then Kirby shot some stars at Dedede, knocking him off the platform and making him lose one of his weird, little head thingies that somehow signified his health. "Oh! Kirby just went all American box art on his butt! Cheered Charizard. "Mm hm!' Agreed Greninja, mumbling threw his tongue scarf. Despite his loss, Dedede came back full force! Swinging at Kirby with all his might. Actually scoring some hits. "Hey Kirby!" Yelled Link "Catch!" He shouted as he threw his sword to Kirby. Kirby sucked it up and copied it, obtaining the sword ability. Both Kirby and Dedede swung their weapons at each other, creating a loud "Clang" every time they collided. "I see, so Kirby has been practicing what I taught him about sword fighting." Thought Meta knight. The fight raged on for hours! Neither fighter willing to give up. That is, until Dedede got an idea! He shoved his hammer into Kirby's stomach, making him cough up the sword power. Rendering him powerless. "Oh no!" gasped Mario. "Oh no!" gasped Pit. "Oh no!" gasped Little Mac. "OH YEAH!" Yelled the Kool-Aid Man. Dedede stood menacingly over Kirby, hammer raised high over his head. "Well Kirby, Its all come down to this" said Dedede "Any last words" he asked "Byaou!" Kirby said. "I love you too man." Dedede quietly said, a tear in his eye "I love you too." He swung the hammer down with all his might, the hammer nearly grazed Kirby's pink flesh when. "STOP!" Yelled someone in the audience. Everybody turned to her, surprised. "I did it!" She yelled "I ate the cake!" Princess Peach confessed. "Peach?!" Asked/Yelled Dedede "It was you who did it?!" "Yes" she said nearly in tears. "But why Peach?! Why did you it?!" Asked a heartbroken Mario. "It just looked so delicious?!" She sobbed. "I'm so sorry!" "It's okay Princess" Said Dedede "I forgive ya!" "Yes" said Yoshi "All is forgiven!" declares Yoshi Christ. "Oh thank you! Thank you all!" She cried through tears of joy. "Can we go home now?" Asked Captain Falcon, A flock of said bird nested all around his upper body "I'm pretty sure these Falcons declared me their king". "INDEED YOU CAN!" Declared the voice and in a flash! All our favorite heroes were back in their home.

"Well that was interesting" said Samus "It's late, I'm going to my room. Wanna join me Little Mac?" She asked, lowering her eyelids seductively. "No thanks! I gotta train!" He said. "Oh. Okay" Said Samus, sulking to her room. "Well at least now everything can go back to normal!" Said a happy Princess Peach. "Not entirely" said Mario. "What do you mean?" Asked Peach. "You've been a very bad girl Peachy, and now you need to face your punishment." Said Mario as he slowly took her hand and led her to their bedroom. "Oh!" Peach purred and then giggled as they reached their destination. "Well, I know I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight." Deadpanned Luigi. "At least everyone is happy now!" Said Ness. And he was right, for everyone was happy in the smash house! Until next time, this is Nogobro saying "Fedora's are for Neck beards. Please don't be Neck beard." Bye bye!