News travels fast in the Weasley-Potter family

"Rose, you'llneverguesswhatijustsaw!"

"Slow down, Lily, what?"

HP

"She said that?"

"Yeah, I heard Lily telling Rose this morning before Transfiguration."

HP

"Then what happened, James?"

HP

"Are you sure, Hugo? Like positive?"

"Of course."

HP

"Lucy! Lucy Weasley! Wait up, I have to tell you something!"

"What?"

"Well-"

"Really?"

"Yeah! Gotta go!"

HP

"So, I was talking to Al and he said-"

"Seriously?"

HP

"Hey, Roxy! Listen to this!"

"What Fred?"

HP

"George, Roxy sent us a letter. Guess what?"

"You're kidding!"

HP

"Hey, Harry, Ginny, has anybody told you?"

"That's unexpected."

"Not really, Harry."

HP

"Don't be dense, Ron, it was bound to happen."

"I didn't see it coming, 'Mione"

"Of course you didn't"

HP

"Hey, George about that letter you sent me about what Roxy told you-"

"Yeah, Charlie?"

"Is it true?"

"Is what true?"

"Well, Mum-"

HP

"Isn't that sweet Arthur?"

"Hmmm"

HP

"I heard Dad talking to Mum last night, they said that-"

"Ewwwww!"

HP

"Why?"

"I dunno."

HP

"Isn't anybody going to tell Bill?"

"No"

"Are you sure?"

"Are you crazy?"

HP

"Bill, I have just received a letter from Dominique, she sayz-"

"WHAT?"

"That's what she said"

"But- but- but- What do we do?"

HP

Dear Teddy and Victoire,

Sorry.

Love,

Lily