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"I am a retard" said the said the Sonic lover. "We all know that" replied the cat, but he slapped his shit anyways. The Sonic lover bowed down to Scruffy, and told him, 添ou are surely full of win, and deserve all the internets, sir."
"Of course,replied the cat. 釘ut you should have known that before."
The cat then proceeded to KILL IT WITH FIRE!
STORY MORALIZATION TO FOLLOW
MORALIZATION INITIALIZING...
OP IS ALWAYS A FAG
LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS NEVER WORK
DON'T DATE LIARS/CRAZY PEOPLE
MORALIZATION COMPLETE.
