If the plot of this story is similar to any other story in fanfiction it is purely coincidental.
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Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors
"Firestar, stop eating that!" Sandstorm cried.
"Why?"
"Because I caught it, and you don't deserve it."
"But you gave it to me." Firestar was now very confused.
"I don't care, I want it back."
"But I'm halfway through it!"
"If you don't give it to me I'll give you four scars to remember."
"Four? Why four?"
"Because I have four claws at the ends of my paws."
"You are freaking me out, Sandstorm, I'm just going to let you have it, you are my mate, after all."
"Yay!"
Firestar rushed to the medicine den. "I think Sandstorm has gone insane," he told Jayfeather.
"Yes, I noticed," Jayfeather snapped. "I'm preparing these herbs to stop her."
"Oh good. How long will it take?"
"They will be done by tonight, now get out!"
Firestar padded out of the medicine den and was greeted by Squirrelflight.
"Have you noticed that Sandstorm has been acting kind of weird today?"
"Jayfeather is preparing a remedy for it."
"How long will it take? She's driving me crazy!"
"Jayfeather says tonight. What has she been saying to you?"
"She said she thought that I need to stop using the dirt place. It was really weird. What did she say to you?"
"She yelled at me to stop eating a mouse that she had given me as if it had been stuffed with death berries, and then she told me that I didn't deserve it."
"That is stranger than anything she said to me."
"What are you talking about? Who would say such weird stuff to you?" Sandstorm was suddenly standing between them.
"How did you do that?"
"Do what?"
"You just appeared!"
"No, I just walked up and jumped between you."
"Sandstorm, you are the one who said weird things to us," Firestar said.
"Firestar, stop waving your tail."
"I wasn't even moving my tail."
"Yes, I know, but I don't want you to wave your tail."
"Er- Squirrelflight, Sandstorm, why don't you have a nice little chat."
"That's right, Firestar, go away so I can talk to my daughter."
Firestar trotted back into Jayfeather's den and asked him, "do you have any idea what is making her act this way?"
"Yes, I think she ate some stevia."
"Stevia?"
"Yes, it's a plant that twolegs grow."
"Why would Sandstorm go in a twoleg garden?"
"Don't ask me. And get out, I need to concentrate."
Firestar padded out of the medicine den to find his mate and daughter no where to be seen. He followed their scent, and started to dread what he would find as he found out that it lead to the greenleaf twoleg place in ShadowClan territory. "Sandstorm! Squirrelflight! where are you?" He stopped at the border. As Firestar stared into the undergrowth, he could just make out a sandy pelt. "Sandstorm? What are you doing in ShadowClan territory? Get back here!"
"But Firestar, look at all this catnip!"
"Catnip?" Firestar carefully crossed the border, thinking that he would probably regret doing so afterwards.
"Yeah, come see!"
Firestar emerged at the edge of the greenleaf twoleg place. A sweet smelling plant was scattered about. Firestar was tempted to eat the plant, but looking closely he could see that it definitely was not catnip. He glanced around and noticed Squirrelflight devouring it. "Squirrelflight, stop eating that!"
She looked up and blinked. "Why?"
"It isn't catnip."
"But it's so good."
"Jayfeather says that he thinks Sandstorm ate a twoleg plant called "stevia," and that it's making her crazy. And we're in ShadowClan."
"Ah! Let's get out of here!"
"Wait, where's Sandstorm?"
Sandstorm jumped out of the bushes a few fox-lengths away. "Race you back to camp!" She ran away.
"Come on, Firestar, let's go!"
They ran to camp as fast as they could, and arrived just after Sandstorm.
"Jayfeather!" Firestar entered the medicine yet again. "You know that herb that makes cats throw up?"
"You mean this?" He held up a leaf with his claw.
"Yeah, whatever. Anyway, what if you gave some to Sandstorm and Squirrelflight?"
"Yes I suppose that could work… wait, Squirrelflight?"
"Hey Firestar I found your ears!" Squirrelflight's voice floated into the den.
"Yep," Firestar said in reply to Jayfeather's question.
Jayfeather retrieved some more herbs and stared at them. "How are you going to get them to eat…?"
"By tempting them."
"..."
"All I have to do is tell them that if they eat the herbs I'll give them more of that catnip stuff."
"Okay…."
Firestar (yet again) bounded out of the medicine den. "Squirrelflight! Sandstorm! I have something for you!"
Squirrelflight's head popped out of the fresh-kill pile, and Sandstorm emerged from Firestar's den. "What is it?" they asked in unison.
"If you eat the herbs that Jayfeather has for you, you can have more of the catnip stuff."
"Yay! Catnip!"
Firestar followed them into the medicine den, and they each sat down in front of two leaves.
"Now eat them, and we'll fetch the herbs for you," Jayfeather instructed.
They gulped down the herbs greedily, and promptly vomited into a hole which Firestar hadn't noticed before.
"Firestar?" Sandstorm mumbled.
"Sandstorm, what do you remember?"
"Um… I gave you a mouse, and then I guess I blacked out."
"Firestar, is Sandstorm back to normal?"
"Yes, Squirrelflight, I think so."
"I guess I got the craziness too?"
"Yes."
Sandstorm stretched, then looked at Firestar. "Did I do something while I was er- incapable of thinking about what I was doing?"
"You just said some weird stuff and entered ShadowClan territory."
"I went into ShadowClan?"
"Yes, but I'll smooth things over with Blackstar next gathering."
"Great. I'm going to my nest to sleep."
"Yeah, me too." Squirrelflight yawned.
Whoa, thought Jayfeather, I didn't think hypnotizing Sandstorm would be so much fun.
Hooray! My second fic! How do you like crazy Sandstorm? Review!
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