They were two friends sitting, watching a documentary on Greek mythology. HE was asleep, again. *sigh* So, she hit him over the head, the usual Saturday night still didn't wake up...so she left to go make popcorn. In an instant he was up and...eating her popcorn. "Hey that's mine!",she yelled jerking it away. "Fine I'll make fries." he stated and turned. He had just finish making his fries when BOOM! There was an explosion from the living room. They both jumped and went to go see what had happened. There were three men standing in the room. "They are evil aliens come to steal my fries!" he screamed then shoved her towards the men. "Take her popcorn instead!" "Chris!" she shrieked. The youngest of the men stepped forward. "We are NOT aliens." he said. "AH! Evil non-alien people come to steal my fries!" She face palmed then slapped him on the back of the head. "You idiot!" she growled. "So, um who are you and why are you in my house exactly?" She questioned. The elder of the three then stepped away from the bookshelf he had been glaring at. "We are the three strongest of the Greek gods." "So no ones gonna take my fries?" "Nope!" came the voice of the third man who had found his way into my kitchen and was now burying my fish sticks. "Did you HAVE to destroy my living room though?" she asked. "Do you know how stupid I'll sound trying to explain this to my folks and WHAT are you doing to my fish sticks?" "I am burying my brethren." "Hey those were perfectly good fish sticks I was planning on eating those later, maybe they didn't look all that good." Chris said. "Well," Kaitlin said sarcastically "if you want them that badly why don't you just dig them up." "Um, no because they would be dirty and ewwy and that sounds like work." "Well maybe they thought you were dirty and ewwy." "Well then I should make offended noises then." "Um if we could get back to the matter at hand here," said the guy who was obviously Zeus. "You have been randomly selected to be brought up to Olympus and Hades for three weeks each to see what happens." "How do I know this is real? Can I see a brochure?" Chris asked, noming on french fries. "Oh my god." Kaitlin muttered to herself. "Yes?" The three said in unison. "um...awkward moment." said Kaitlin. "Does it come with breakfast?" They just stared at him. "You know what? It doesn't matter if you think it's real or not because. *Poof* They were now standing on a cloud. "Oh sure poof when you leave but have an over dramatic explosion when you enter." Kaitlin muttered to herself. Chris thought, "OK who has my fries." "This is Olympus." said Zeus. Poseidon will show you to your rooms and...Hades is gone, again...YAY! Well I'm gonna go." "Is there a sky mall?" asked Chris "Yes, it is run by Aphrodite mainly, why?" replied Poseidon. "Take us there first." "Um..OK." Poseidon turned to leave. "But I don't wanna g-" began Kaitlin. "Your going commanded Chris as he dragged her by her collar and followed Poseidon. "Where is the sky food court? I need some fries." Poseidon pointed to a shop called P and D Cuisine. Chris strode over to it. "Is that all he does?" Poseidon whispered to Kaitlin. "What?" she asked browsing through a selection of books from Page and Sword. "Eat." he replied. "No," she responded, "he eats, sleeps, argues, cooks, cleans, and...um I forgot the rest." "Hey!" yelled Chris I can judge you from afar to!." "Oh shut up and get our food!" Kaitlin yelled in response. Chris came back a few moments later with fries, pizza, chicken, and sodas. "Well, um I guess I should take you to your rooms now." They walked up to a big building, took some turns here and there, and stopped at three doors. "Kaitlin yours is the farthest on the left, Chris yours the same on the right." Poseidon said. "What's the middle room?" Kaitlin asked. "Hm? Oh, that used to be Hades room. Now I must leave you both. Have fun." And just like that he was gone. "HM..." both Kaitlin and Chris said in unison. Chris put the trash in a conveniently placed trash can and they both look at each other mischievously. Then they slowly made their way to Hades door. The door opened with a creek. The inside looked really creepy. The walls were dark blue. The furniture was ebony and everything was covered in dust. Along the dresser were razor knives, and there were pictures of Persephone everywhere. "Emo stalker." commented Kaitlin. "Its dirty." whispered Chris as he glared around the room. Then he started to spring clean, even though it was winter. "Well, I would imagine it would be dirty seeing as I haven't been here for over a century." said a voice from behind them. Chris took no notice, Kaitlin ;however,...turned around to find herself face to face with Hades. "Now, what are you doing in here?" he asked coldly. "Well-um-uh..." Kaitlin stammered "We wanted to know what your room was like so, um yea." "Get outta the way I need to Vacuum!" yelled Chris as he ran out the room. "Um yea.." Kaitlin said. There was an awkward silence between her and Hades. When they heard a scream of frustration. "Where ARE THE VACUUMS!" yelled Chris as he ran past the door. "So uh Hades?" Kaitlin asked. "What?" "Why are you here? From what I've always heard your never here." Actually I came to let you both know that you two aren't the only ones picked for this. We kinda had trouble finding the last person." he said and turned to leave. "Oh and I'll be seeing you in three weeks." he said and then he was gone. Then Chris poked his head around the corner. "Where'd he go?" "Hell if I know." Kaitlin said as she began rifling through Hades dresser. "AW!" Chris yelled."What?" asked Kaitlin. "I wanted to ask him why he was so short, I mean if he could look at you face to face then-" Chris was smacked in the face with a shirt from the dresser. "What was that for!" Chris laughed. "I AM NOT THAT SHORT!" Kaitlin yelled as she grabbed one of the razor blades and chased Chris out of the building. She chased him all the way down to Demeter's house and into the cabbage field. "KAITLIN! CHRIS!" yelled a voice. They both stopped. Bad idea, they were tackled by a very thin form. "Shannon?" Kaitlin asked. "Your the other person? What were you doing that made you so hard to find?" Chris looked up and instead of seeing Shannon he saw a magical dancing cabbage. Shannon screamed and ran away. "Um." said Kaitlin "...Well on that note I'm going to bed."