How Nickelodeon Stole Invader Zim
All the pigeon-heads down on Earth loved IZ a lot.
But Nicktoons, who lived in their own reality, did not.
They hated IZ, it's fandom they despised,
I guess we did something quite wrong in Nick's eyes.
Nobody knew why, maybe profit's weren't right,
or maybe their stupid blue ties were too tight.
But whatever the reason, their profits or their ties,
They squashed the whole show, like a horse does to flies.
But one group online was too determined to fail, Karissa and Sarah, in proclamation they wail, "We are the Head-Pigeons, you cannot ignore, you think we're too much, wait for what's in store!"
So the fandom grew wider, the Facebook page swelled, we got so many members to make Nick's living Hell.
"Those Head Pigeons!", they snarl, "Are a thorn in our side! They've made us their bitch, on our backs do they ride! Well no more," they snarled, "We'll prove we know better! We'll send those young fan-girls a legalese letter!"
So the corporate monkeys sent out letters a plenty, suing a thousand, five, and twenty
people across the IZ fan nation, but we refuse to stop until it's back on their station!
A warning to Nick, do not ignore,
we'll send you cards, and letters to implore,
and like our friend Grinch, when his kindness gave way, know your hearts (and your wallets) will grow three sizes one day.
