I finally wrote another story! Aren't you all glad?
'Kay, this is my first attempt at crack, so be nice. :D
It was another typical day in Amestris. Edward Elric, the Chibi- I mean Fullmetal Alchemist, and his brother, Alphonse Elric, were on their way back to the hotel they were staying at.
Edward opened the door, and saw it. His worst enemy.
A bottle of milk.
Ed turned to glare at Alphonse. "Al, why is there a bottle of milk on the table?"
"I don't know, brother. I didn't put it there," Alphonse answered.
Edward directed his glare back at the milk. He walked over, and picked up the bottle. Then, he walked towards the window. "Brother?" Alphonse asked. "What are you doing?"
Edward pushed open the window, and threw the milk as hard as he could. "There, now that stuff is- ARGHH!"
"Brother?"
Edward pointed at the table, speechless. "Th-the milkā¦"
Sure enough, there was another bottle of milk on the table. "AL! Why is there more milk!" the Fullmetal Alchemist yelled.
"I don't know! I didn't put it there!"
Ed grabbed the bottle and hurled it out the window again, only to turn and find yet another bottle of milk. "Why is there so much milk here!" he yelled. "There's no one putting on the table either!"
Little did he know, Winry was hiding behind a chair, armed with even more bottles of milk. She gave Alphonse a thumbs-up, and set another bottle of milk on the table.
Half an hour later, Winry finally ran out of milk. Edward was fuming. "WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS MILK!" he shouted.
Down below the building, Colonel Mustang was soaked in milk from the thirty bottles of milk Edward had dropped out the window.
...I feel sorry for Mustang...
I might do another chapter of this if I think of some more ideas. Send some to me?
And like always, review please~
