Harry'd been here for five years. Five years of being the boy who lived, the one prophesised to save the world at large from he-who-must-not-be-named AKA Voldy. After the pressure and grief of seeing a good boy die, he decided it was time to have some fun. He'd formed his plan when thinking back on his years at high school. He was going to make a polyjuice potion and become....drum roll, please....Draco Malfoy. He set his plan into action. He slipped sleeping pills into the Slytherin's drink. Then when he was knocked out cold, Harry put him on his bed, grabbed his hair, and took off to the unused girls' bathroom. He quickly drank the potion and instantly his appearance changed into that of Draco's. He skipped down the hall to Draco's first class of the day, Potions with Professor Snape. He told us to turn to page 556 in our text books. Great, healing potions, just what I needed. I sat at the table taking a moment to look at my hands. They were long and pasty white. I hated these hands. I poured potion after potion into the caldron, mixing with abandon. Crab and Goyle's looked better than mine if that tells you anything. Professor Snape stood at the front of the class,"Now drink your potions." I looked down reluctantly at mine, but then what the heck? I went for it. I felt uncomfortable pain in my abdomen then....I had a gas attack. Yuck, I would have been extremely embarrassed, but since I was Draco.... Professor Snape grabbed my ear and pulled me into my seat as I'd managed to fart myself across the room. "Now Draco, what do you have to say for yourself?" "Excuse me???" I said in an innocent voice. The class burst into laughter. "Detention!" he roared. The next classes went much the same, then at lunch I stood up on my chair and said,"I now announce my new sexuality. I'm a homosexual!" There were cheers from some fellow homos and a few girls. Geez I wonder why? Anywho, the rest of the day I had my butt patted by a bunch of "fellow homos" as they liked to call themselves. And for the grand finale at dinner I walked up to Professor Dumbledore and said,"My Headmaster, you sure are looking sexy tonight!" Then the potion started to fade so I quickly returned to the bathroom and switched into my normal clothes, and as I sat down, Ron asked,"Harry, where have you been? You should've seen what happened today!" "Yes, I guess I should've," I said cryptically.

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