GDL: What is this? I'm actually posting something on ? Holy crap, it's a miracle! Well, Dean and Sam decided to lock away Link in the back of my mind for some reason, so I had weird, in depth Supernatural dreams. And ever since I just haven't had the heart to even try to write any of my other stories, because I know they would just suffer. So, until then, this is what I shall be writing.

This spawned from me deciding to play Ocarina of Time with Link being named Dean. From there, Dean decided to talk in my head when things happened in the game. And that is where this came from.

Summary: LoZ/SPN Crossover. Dean finds himself in a land where trees talk and everyone has elf ears. He thinks he's going insane, but is there more to this world of fantasy?

Disclaimer: I don't own the Legend of Zelda or Supernatural. They both belong to their respected owners.

Prolouge

I ran into Castiel right after I saved Sammy from the convent where he unleashed Lucifer's wrath. At first, I was ecstatic to see him.

I asked, "Cas, what are you doing here?"

He replied, "To show you your true power."

I then realized I was wrong. Oh so very wrong.

"What?"

With that, Cas did that weird angel magic thing where he touched my forehead with two fingers. I wanted to scream at him, but I didn't have the power to.

Chapter 1

When I woke up, I wasn't outside the convent. Actually, I didn't know where the hell I was. I also noticed I was really, really short.

"What the hell is going on?! And who am I, Sam?! I'm freakin' puny!"

Something smacked into the back of my head. I yelled and grabbed it.

I then unclenched my hand, realizing it was something tiny.

It mumbled, "Ow...what did you do that for?!"

"What...the...hell?"

"I come to be your guardian fairy, and this is the thanks I get?!"

It had the most annoying voice ever, but I felt bad for the...what did it call itself? A fairy?

"I'm sorry! I didn't know what hit me in the back of the head!"

"You should be! Anyway, my name is Navi, and I'm your guardian fairy from now on. The Great Deku Tree has summoned you, so let's get a move on!"

I blinked. "Wait, a talking tree? You've GOT to be kidding me."

"I'm not. He's the guardian of the forest. So, are you going to continue questioning him, or are you going to come with me and see for yourself?"

I sighed, "You've got a point."

I followed the fairy outside. A green haired, blue eyed girl was there to meet me. I wondered why she would have green hair in the first place, but my thoughts were interrupted.

"Hey, yoohoo, Dean!"

I climbed down the ladder.

I whispered to Navi, "What's her name?"

"Saria. She's your best friend."

I nodded.

"Hey, Saria. The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to me. Apparently it's important."

She gasped, "Dean, you finally got a fairy! I'm so happy for you! Wait, the Great Deku Tree summoned you? Well, don't let me get in your way, get going! I'll wait here for you!"

"Okay, seeya!"

I walked off while waving.

When I was out of hearing range, I said, "She seems a bit too nice, if you ask me."

"That's why she's your friend. Mido bullied you and she became your friend and stood up for you."

I thought, 'Just another thing that makes this character seem like Sammy.'

After traveling to the other side of the forest, I came to a pathway that was blocked by a smug looking midget with red hair.

I thought, 'What, is this place full of midgets?'

He said, in a pissed off tone, "Hey, mister, 'no fairy.' The Great Deku Tree summoned YOU? WHAT?! Well, if you want past, you need a sword and shield!"

'This kid has bad comebacks, and where the hell am I going to find a sword and shield?'

"Son of a bitch."

Navi yelled, in her extremely high and annoying voice, "Don't use that kind of language here! The kokiri are like children!"

"Sorry."

I walked around, cursing out Cas for sending me here in the first place, and asking out loud who could tell me where in god's name I could find a sword.

Someone chimed, "Go see the Know-it-All brothers at the training grounds!"

I smirked, "Thanks!"

I ran off to the training grounds. There was a hole large enough to crawl through. When I got to the other side, there were giant boulders rolling around.

"You can side step using L-Target...blah blah blah." was all I heard from Navi when she tried to tell me what to do. She was like a high pitched, more annoying form of Sammy.

I thought, 'Speaking of Sammy, I wonder where he is...I kinda miss his pain in the ass.'

After maneuvering through the maze, I found a giant chest. In it was a small sword. According to Navi, it was called the Kokiri Sword. I went back through the hole I came through and practiced with my new sword.

Navi said, "You're having a bit too much fun with that."

"What can I say? I love weapons." a trademark smirk showed on my face.

If I could see Navi's face, she was most likely rolling her eyes.

I then collected 40 rupees.

I thought, 'This place has weird money.'

I ran off to the small shop near the place I met Mido.

A girl sitting on top of the door said, "Hey, look up here!"

She had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a really annoying voice.

I mumbled, "Does every person in this world have a REALLY annoying voice besides Saria?"

She continued, "Great! That's how you talk to people using your fairy!"

I rolled my eyes and walked into the shop. The shopkeeper was so short, he had to jump to see over the counter. Apparently, everyone in the forest was extremely short.

He asked, 'What do you want?"

I said, "I need a deku shield."

"40 rupees."

I handed over the money and got my shield. I put it on my back opposite from my sword, and ran back to where Mido was.

"You can't pass without a sw-wait, what is that? A deku shield? And what is THAT?! How did you get your hands on that?! Well, even with those things you'll never be a real man! How did you become the favorite of the great Deku Tree and Saria, huh? Well, I"ll NEVER accept you as one of us!" He moved out of the way.

I thought, 'Man, this guy really was like Sam. They'd probably be good friends if they knew each other.'

I walked through the path and killed the man eating plant things. What came at the end, though, is what scared the crap out of me. It was a giant tree...with a mustache...and eyebrows. Ah, screw it. It was a giant tree with a face.

Navi said, "Great Deku Tree...I'm back!"

She flew up to what looked like his nose.

I wasn't really paying attention to what he was saying. Something about the darkness effecting me and that he was cursed.

"Dost thou have the courage to take on this task?"

I nodded.

"Then go, brave Dean. And you too, Navi. And Dean, when Navi speaks, listen well to her words of wisdom."

His, er, mouth opened allowing us inside of him.

GDL: Well, this is the beginning of something that came about after a dream I had made me want to play through Ocarina of Time with Link being named Dean. This definitely isn't some of my best writing, but bare with me. Hope you enjoyed.