Authors Note: 100 word drabble written for the Stargate Drabble List challenge – take an Other Character and put then in a position to save the day. Just a bit of fun.

FART!

Oh, the indignity.

Jack tapped his foot impatiently, and with a strained smile whispered to Siler, "Could you hurry this up a bit please?"

Tapping the pipes with his wrench, Siler frowned, "I think its blocked sir."

"Really? What gave it away? The water or the unidentified floaties?

With a discreet jiggle, barely noticeable, Jack clenched his butt cheeks and said a silent prayer.

"What's that smell?" Siler's expression soured as he sniffed the air.

"A prelude of things to come if you don't hurry."

"Plumbing isn't really my thing, sir."

"You might want to consider a career change. Fast."