Okay… This is my first try at something like this, so don't hate TOO much… I realize it's probably terrible and probably won't get more than a few hundred hits and about three favorites, but I thought of the idea and realized nobody had taken a look at this sort of angle…

Yes, it does end up being CHACK. So if you really can't stand that pairing, then maybe you should just get the EFF off this story and leave me alone.

Now I know what you're thinking, "But I thought GDNK (me) hated Chack and said they'd never write a fic of that…"

Yes. Chack isn't my favorite shipping. I don't particularly hate any coupling, but Chack is admittedly my least favorite. Maybe this fact will make the story bad in general, but I thought of this idea and really wanted to explore the possibilities of it…

Oh, and this story s officially being written by Nigel Regis. Not me. Nigel, take it away! (LOL. Nigel…)

Not So Wrong

Insert Running Away In Terror Scream Here- Chapter 1

Normal day, normal Wu activating at the worst possible time, normal Dojo flipping about the boils or rash or other disgusting bodily function the Wu gave him, normal grabbing of specified Wu, normal arriving and running into Jack Spicer, normal totally different outfit from Kimiko, normal stupid one-liner from Omi that made absolutely no sense, normal everything.

But this day would be anything but normal. This Showdown, or lack of a Showdown rather, would probably be the most terrifying experience of one Evil Villain's life.

Everyone landed and glanced around for the Wu. Wuya, Chase, Hannibal, Panda Bubba, and Katnappe had shown up just after the monks had. A cough from up above grabbed everyone's attention.

Using his helipack to float just about his friends and foes and people who just plain hated his guts, Jack held the Wu tucked under his left arm as his eyes glazed over the crowd.

"Jack Spicer! Unhand that Wu at once, or prepare for battle!" Omi shouted, as he often does.

Jack swallowed and inhaled deeply, "Actually Cheeseball, I don't want the Wu… I just knew it would get everybody's attention if I had it…" Everyone raised an eyebrow at this in surprise; Jack didn't want the Wu? What blasphemy was this?

"Okay… So what're are you getting our attention fer anyhow?" Clay asked, putting one hand on his hip and waving the other in an American fashion as he asked his question.

"I have an announcement that I wanted everyone, two specific people in particular though, to hear…" Jack said after clearing his throat once. His cheeks flushed a deep pink and Jack visibly began to sweat.

"Everyone, I'm Bi," *Insert glass crashing here* Jack inhaled deeply and he said, "And, this is something I've needed to get off my chest for a while… The two people who I think I'm in love with are…"

Jack's eyes glazed over his two specified love interests.

"Kimiko…and Chase…"

Everyone's eyes widened and Wuya nearly choked on her own breath. Kimiko looked at Chase immediately. A few people looked at Kimiko, but they followed her gaze to Chase.

Kimiko wasn't surprised by this news, it had been obvious Jack was interested in her, but she hadn't expected to hear that he was in love with Chase as well!

Now everyone's eyes were on Chase Young, immortal Prince of Darkness, super bad-ass evil villain, incredibly terrifying half demon dragon warrior, ruler of an army of evil cat warriors. Chase's golden irises shrunk and his eyes widened in unadulterated horror.

Chase's head began moving. And Kimiko knew before it made halfway that chase was shaking his head no. Chase shook his head slowly in disbelief, and whispered repeatedly, "No. No. No."

Jack lowered himself down closer and his tiny voice squeaked out, "Chase?"

*Insert girly scream here* Chase turned and began sprinting away as fast as his feet could physically carry him. And he was screaming…like a terrified child who had just watched a horror movie for the first time.

No one had expected that. And Kimiko quickly looked at Jack to see how he took the blatant rejection.

The sight was heartbreaking. Jack's big red eyes were filled and overflowing with tears, his cheeks were red with embarrassment at being rejected in front of everyone, his nose began running, and his forehead began bluing where his brow furrowed so tightly. He looked like a sad pug puppy that had just been abandoned in its house.

Jack quickly fell to the ground, dropping the Wu, and began bawling. Nobody went to take the Wu; even evil villains wouldn't stoop that low.

Kimiko rushed to his side and held him. She let Jack cry on her shoulders and ruin her new shirt. *Insert heartbroken wail here* Jack was comforted by Kimiko's willingness to stay beside him and help him, but he was still heartbroken to have been so terribly rejected by one of the people he was in love with.

Kimiko gently poked Jack's nose at one point. He looked up at her with red puffy eyes and asked, "Bwand?"

She smiled at him and she said, "You know what I noticed?" Jack thought for a brief moment and shook his head. "You have a thing for people with black hair…"

And just hearing that made Jack smile a little bit. It was such a stupid thing to say that really did nothing to cheer him up, and that's what made it so cheerful.

Well, how was that? Was it terribly awful? GOOD. Eff you guys.

Now Nigel, no need to be so mean.

THEY'RE ALL MEAN! I only wrote the first chapter and they hate it!

They'll like it more once the Chack gets into it…

Yaoi? Excellent. *Insert creeper face here*