Dedicated to a super cute doujinshi I read today, I present you: A Mousey Little Tale.

Summary: Reborn, being the forever awesome tortu- I mean, tutor, he shot Tsuna with a strange bullet! And what is this? What are these things on top of my head? Wait, what do I have to do to turn back to normal? No way! Mouse!TsunaxXanxus. Yeah, you've read right, some Xanxus-lovin'-Tuna time!

Warnings may include: OOC-ness, major fluffy moments, some cursing and...

Squalo wearing nothing but a towel around his waist (In future chapters). That's all.

HEADS-UP! Tsuna is already Vongola Decimo, and he's currently 21 years old. Reborn and everyone else curse is already broken (like is should be) and I might add some more 'Heads-up!' stuff. But for now, enjoy reading!

CIAO CIAO~!


Click

Oh. It's that sound. The sound that always brought bad news. Tsuna paled as his ex-tutor aimed his gun at his forehead. Okay, so what if Xanxus keeps destroying half of the Vongola Mansion because of mice? At least he's exterminating them.

Sort of...

"Dame-Tsuna, as you know, most of the mansion is blown off, right?" Reborn said, the ex-acrobaleno tilting his fedora hat to stare at the Vongola Decimo's white face. Tsuna only nodded.

"Then, you do know that if this keeps up," At that, the dark man leered, "There won't be a Vongola HQ here."

"S-So what do you want me to do?" The brunette stuttered, taking a deep shaky breath. Yeah, he's the boss of the most dangerous mafia family ever, and that he's super strong and all. He knew he shouldn't be scared of his ex-home tutor, since it had been a long time since the first day they met.

But no matter what, Reborn is still as scary as hell. Baby or man, it makes no difference once he points that gun at you.

"You're the boss, settle it with the flame headed idiot," Reborn growled, causing Tsuna to be pushed all the back into his seat. The boss was about to reply, but closed it. Better to follow his orders then get your head blown off.

Suddenly, a squeak was heard in the quiet room.

And Tsuna started to wonder if all the blood from his brain finally lost it's red color as he heard stomping footsteps outside the hallway. The door slammed open and, ta-dah, Xanxus comes in with his two X-guns ready.

"Where is it?" He snarled, glancing at the floor, the desk, and then finally noticing the glare of Reborn and Tsuna's 'ah, fuck' face. The boss let out a groan as he heard a mouse squeak under his desk. He glanced down, and sure enough, a mouse stared back at him. The brunette only mouthed the words as Xanxus aimed his guns at Tsuna's desk:

'It's your fault.'

A sudden flash of light and the smell of burnt wood erupted into the room as Tsuna and Reborn dodged Xanxus's attack on the desk. With a satisfied grunt, the Varia boss walked out of the room like nothing has happened to look for more innocent mice to hunt down on.

The ex-acrobaleno sent out a deep sigh, staring at the burned ashes of what was left of Tsuna's desk. The boss just let out a groan and complained why Xanxus should have a pet mouse.

Bad move, Tsuna.

"Oh, that's actually not a bad idea, Dame-Tsuna." Reborn smirked, removing the bullet from inside the gun and replacing it with a gray one. He then aimed it at the shocked younger man.

"W-Wait!" He yelled, but-

Bang!

The last thing Tsuna remembered was hearing Reborn chuckle and a poof! sound before darkness shrouded his vision.


"U-uwahh..." Tsuna yawned, scratching his head. He glanced up and-

"WOAH, WHAT HAPPENED? WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FREAKIN' BIG, CHI!"

"That's the effect of the Mouse Bullet, Dame-Tsuna." A loud voice boomed, making poor little Tsuna clutch onto his big... round... ears?

Um.. wait, what?

"C-chi," Tsuna groaned, glancing up at the suddenly tall Reborn. The said man smirked as he picked Tsuna up by his tail.

"Okay, explain, chi." He squeaked, surprised that his voice was high and pitchy. The older man smirked deeper.

"You're a mouse, Dame-Tsuna," He said, lowering the tone of his voice so to not blow Tsuna's ears off. It sounded appealing to him, but that wasn't his main focus here. It's Xanxus. And this little mouse.

"Wah! I can't be, chi?" Tsuna instantly took back those words and sighed, slumping his shoulders as the tall male set Tsuna down on the soft bed. Huh, he was in his own bedroom.

"Unless you want to be cat bait," At that Tsuna shivered, thinking straight away of Uri pouncing on him to eat the little guy, "I suggest you follow with my plan."

"W-what plan, chi?" He squeaked loudly, noticing he's been saying '-chi' at the end of his sentence. He flushed, thinking it sounded cute.

"Oh, it's something that will end all of our problems," The ex-acrobaleno chuckled, causing the poor little mouse to shiver at the man's eyes began to activate his scheme mode.


This. Is. Horrible.

Never in his 21 years of life did he experience something this horrible. More then fighting Mukuro and Hibari-san. More then fighting Xanxus. Even more then fighting with Byakuran!

He was fucking locked up in a mouse cage!

Sure it had all it's qualities. The running wheel, the water thingy, and the bowl of food. Even the little turtle hut house. What he didn't like, is the bow he's wearing around his neck that clearly read in fancy-shmancy cursive writing:

'To the Varia Leader, Xanxus

We brought this little gift in hopes you'll stop fucking destroying the base.

Sincerly, Vongola 10th'

He was a gift for Xanxus! That sounded as wrong as Reborn buying Lambo! The little mouse let out a pitiful whimper, glancing at Reborn who softly placed his cage on the front steps of the Varia HQ. He gave a wicked grin towards Tsuna and ranged the bell, twice, before disappearing out of thin air. Tsuna thought for a split second that Reborn has a mist flame instead of a sun flame. Because that would make complete and utter sense since the man was still a complete mystery to him.

Click!

Somehow, that sound gave him a feeling of dejavu as the door opened to, oh the horror, Belphagor. The forever smiling man looked across before landing his eyes on the cage. Tsuna felt suddenly threatened at his height.

"Ushishi~! The boss is gonna love this!" He laughed, picking up the cage and shutting the door loudly behind them. The Vongola Decimo fought back to let out a terrified squeak.

And so, that began his life as a mouse. What will happen next time on A Little Mousey Tale?


OMG THIS SOUNDS SO UTTERLY ADORABLE AND SOAIDHJKAMNCKAJSDIHDSJKEAW!

I just can't wait to write the next chapter! *insert happy cute face*