A/N HEY EVERYBODY IN FANFICTION WORLD!!! I was chatting randomly with one of my bestest buds and I chat-screamed "STAR TREK AND/OR HARRY POTTER FANFICTION TIME!!!" and we started typing this. Originally, it was just going to be star trek, and then she mentioned Spider man and so I had to mention Harry Potter and then I mentioned twilight and it's funny.

WARNING!!! This makes fun of Twilight, Harry Potter, Spiderman, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Star Trek. This was just a random story that we made up. We don't mean to offend anyone with anything we say in the randomness.

We do not own Twilight, Harry Potter, Spiderman, Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Star Trek

Spock: Captain, get off of my lap.

Kirk: But I don't WANT to....

Spock: Okay fine. *Makes out with Kirk*

Uhura: * shows up* SPOCK!!! * runs out of room*

Spock: That's right betch, you run away! *snaps fingers *

Kirk: GASP!!! You aren't SPOCK!!!

Spock: *pulls off mask * I'M REALLY SPIDERMAN IN DISGUISE. DA NA NAAAAAAN

Kirk: AND I'M REALLY GINNY WEASLY IN DISGUISE!!! * pulls off mask*

Spiderman: LET'S MAKE SPIDER-BABIES TOGETHER

Ginny: WAIT!!! I

I'm REALLY A Vampire BELLA in disguise as Ginny As KIRK!!! * pulls off mask*

Spiderman: I'M REALLY.... *pulls off mask * BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.

Bella: AHHHHH!!!! * runs away*

Buffy: *runs after her laughing maniacally *

THE END

or is it?

Bella: Edward!!!!!!!

* metal ripping*

Edward: *snogging Emmett *

Bella * dead*

Buffy: BWAHAHAHA!!!

Buffy: * fire*

Edward: I think I'm a little gay.

Jasper: I am a vampire! fear my awesome sparklyness!

Alice: YOU STOLE MY BODY GLITTER!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!!

Edward: Weren't you a werewolf?

Jasper: No.... Thats the mutt, Jacob.

Edward: Oh. *goes back to snogging whatshisname *

Jacob: * looks up from food* Huh? * goes back to eating*

A/N Like I said, complete randomness.