Hey its dark. So this is only my third story. I wrote this for an english class assignment so its not great. tell me what u think.^_^ I'll work on updating my other story and posting my second one as soon as i can but im wicked busy with school. au revoir.

Red Riding Hood -the Wolf's Side

People always say "blame the wolf. It's all his fault." Well it's not my fault that

Little Red Riding Hood stopped to talk to me. It's not my fault that she stopped to talk to

a stranger. But she did and of course I get the blame.

That day, I was very hungry. I had not eaten in a few days. I was desperate for a

meal and did not really care what it was, be it a squirrel or a human. So I was walking

at the edge of the forest when I come across a young girl child with a very bright red

hood on. She was carrying a basket and picking flowers on the side of the road. I

would have gobbled her up then but she saw me and turned to acknowledge me with a

smile on her face.

"Hello Mr. Wolf," she says.

"Hello little one. What are you doing out here all alone?" I asked.

"I'm going to see me grandmother," she says," she's very sick right now."

"Well I won't keep you. Be careful on your way to your grandmothers now." I

said.

As she turned and skipped down the path, I turned and started running through

the woods, heading towards grandma's house. I now knew where my new meal would

be coming from.

And before you criticize me for going to eat "poor old grandma", let me remind

that I don't harass you about your diet. All those chickens, cows, pigs, deer, even exotic

animals like buffalo and alligator and I never say one word. Your food is safely stashed

in your house, while I have to find my food and hunt it down. So don't bug me for doing

what I have to do to survive!

Pretty soon I showed up at grandma's house and, after catching my breath, I

knocked on the front door.

"Grandma?" I called, tweaking my voice so that I sounded like the child, "Are you

in there?"

"Oh good Little Red Riding good, you're here. I was starting to worry about you.

Do come in please." I heard a weak old woman's voice say from inside.

Doing as she said, I quickly opened the door and stepped inside. Once the door

was shut behind me I ran toward grandma and swallowed her up before she had a

chance to say anything. She didn't taste to good, but I wasn't going to say no to an

easy meal. Knowing that the girl, Little Red Riding Hood, was on her way, I rummaged

through the old woman's wardrobe and pulled on a random dress. Hearing footsteps

outside I quickly leapt into bed. When someone knocked on the door I altered my voice

again to sound exactly like grandma and repeated the exact words she had said to me.

The door opened and the young girl walked in and stopped, still standing on the door

mat, looking at me.

"My grandma, what big ears you have." she said.

"All the better to hear you with." I replied.

"And what big eyes you have."

"The better to see you with deary. "

"And what big teeth you have."

"All the better to eat you with!"

I lunged for her, but she managed to get outside before I cold reach her. Instead

I got hit on my nose by the door. Immediately I took off the dress to leave but just as the

dress landed on the floor the door opened and Little Red Riding Hood was back with a

lumberjack who was holding a very large and menacing looking ax. The last thing I

remember is seeing the ax whistling through the air toward me.

And now in death I tell you my story so that you can remember the morals of my story.

Never talk to strange little blond girls with red hoods if you're a wolf, and never talk to

strangers. Some of us may not be bad but there are others who are just as dangerous

as me even though they don't have teeth like mine.