Metal Gear Solid: Susaki By: Solid Smith

All in all this is a metal gear spoof told through the eyes of Johnny Susaki. If it gets good reviews I'll continue the story so please r/r.

Our story begins as Johnny is on Duty, guarding the big shell. Johnny is showing his aggressiveness as he draws his weapons on seagulls. As he chases them away he carelessly slips on bird crap...

Johnny: Damn birds! (Stomach rumbles) Johnny: Oh Shit! Not again! (holding his ass, he runs as fast as he can to the nearest can) Johnny: It's been two days and I still have the shits!

Running into the bathroom he slides to a halt as he sees a trail of twinky wrappers leading to the end stall. All of a sudden a strong, putrid smell hits his nose as fast as his bowel attacks. Using all of his strength he forces his way past the end stall...

Johnny: No. turning back.now,. must. have.a shit!

Checking the third and fourth stalls he feels depressed as he is forced to shit in the stall next to the end stall.

Johnny: Pewww! God! Who the hell could be in here with me?!

Sitting there with a huge grin on his face he dumps his continuous load. But then he hears something else. a sort of snoring.

("Laugh.grow fat.)

Johnny: Oh great! Of all my luck I get stuck with Fatman, the ugliest and most rotton-smelling person on the big shell!

All of a sudden Fatman abruptly yells

Fatman: Ooooooh!... the hemroids! Gettem off me!

(Fatman wakes up)

Fatman: Aaaaaargh ,aaaaah oh good, only a dream!

(Fatman farts)

As Johnny sits there still shitting and pinching his nose, he wonders if Fatman has hidden a bomb close-by...

TO BE CONTINUED