Twilight spoof

Jacob: Hey let's go golfing!

Emmett: Golfing? Seriously? You've got to be fucking shitting me!

Jasper: Yeah, I wouldn't even do that… And I'm the smart one.

Alice: Well I can see the future, so technically I'm the smart one.

Rose: I'm the pretty one.

Emmett: I no you are (rolls eyes)

Alice: I'm the smart one, so it don't matter how pretty you are.

Jasper: I am

Emmett: No I am

Rose: I'm the pretty one.

Jasper: Edward what do you think. (Jasper turns around to find Bella and Edward making out on the couch)

Alice: Bella stop trying to take your cloths off!

Jasper: Get a room! I'm tired of feeling all these emotions.

Emmett: Get it! (Edward flicks off Emmett)

Jasper: Umm… No, I think Bella has that covered.

(Bella pulls away from Edward and looks at Jasper) Bella: Hey, I haven't even gotten his belt off yet… Give me some time here. (Edward continues making out with Bella. Then Jacob comes over and pulls Edward off of Bella.)

Jacob: Hey Bells… How's it going?

Edward: Get away from my girl you Chihuahua!

Jacob: All you want to do is suck her blood yuh leech!

Jasper: No all you want is sex.

Alice: Well so does Edward.

Emmett: I think that's what everyone wants from Bella.

(Rose smacks Emmett in the head) Rose: I'm the pretty one.

Jacob: Well Bella wants me so…

Edward: Oh really? Why in the hell would she want you?

Jacob: Because I'm hot.

Edward… You're hot?

Jacob: Yeah. It's 108 degrees over here!

Everybody: GET IT!!!

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