Jacob: Hey let's go golfing!
Emmett: Golfing? Seriously? You've got to be fucking shitting me!
Jasper: Yeah, I wouldn't even do that… And I'm the smart one.
Alice: Well I can see the future, so technically I'm the smart one.
Rose: I'm the pretty one.
Emmett: I no you are (rolls eyes)
Alice: I'm the smart one, so it don't matter how pretty you are.
Jasper: I am
Emmett: No I am
Rose: I'm the pretty one.
Jasper: Edward what do you think. (Jasper turns around to find Bella and Edward making out on the couch)
Alice: Bella stop trying to take your cloths off!
Jasper: Get a room! I'm tired of feeling all these emotions.
Emmett: Get it! (Edward flicks off Emmett)
Jasper: Umm… No, I think Bella has that covered.
(Bella pulls away from Edward and looks at Jasper) Bella: Hey, I haven't even gotten his belt off yet… Give me some time here. (Edward continues making out with Bella. Then Jacob comes over and pulls Edward off of Bella.)
Jacob: Hey Bells… How's it going?
Edward: Get away from my girl you Chihuahua!
Jacob: All you want to do is suck her blood yuh leech!
Jasper: No all you want is sex.
Alice: Well so does Edward.
Emmett: I think that's what everyone wants from Bella.
(Rose smacks Emmett in the head) Rose: I'm the pretty one.
Jacob: Well Bella wants me so…
Edward: Oh really? Why in the hell would she want you?
Jacob: Because I'm hot.
Edward… You're hot?
Jacob: Yeah. It's 108 degrees over here!
Everybody: GET IT!!!
(A/N) This was brought to you by a totally bored NYKIDDO and Prince L. Swanson.
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